Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

How does that happen? Does it make you believe in God, Marcus?

No, it makes me think that there's another entry in the next edition of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader.

Like the great coincidences, you know, like coincidental deaths.

Like these happen all the time.

Thank you, Mom.

They're called Uncle John's Bathroom Readers.

And it's just, like, all these, like, nerdy facts.

And I've read them for, I don't even know, man, like 30 years now, however long they've been coming out.