Uncle Casey

Let's put a full week of NFL games in a region that has been fighting with each other since the devil convinced Eve to take a bite of the forbidden fruit.

Uncle Casey, most countries in the Middle East are safe.

They are modernized.

They're embracing American culture.

Hell, these penalties weren't questionable.

They were outright egregious.

I would show you the handful of clips, but the NFL no longer allows Uncle Casey to use their footage.

As soon as Uncle Casey started calling out the league, Uncle Roger got mad, mad, mad.

There is a reason that the media is comparing ratings for the WNBA Finals to historical ratings for the WNBA Finals.

Well, Uncle Casey, that is a fair comparison.

All leagues make the same comparison with their ratings in championship games.

Yeah, but with real leagues, ratings for the playoffs and championship rounds, those ratings are significantly higher than ratings for the regular season.

They worry, especially about their men.

My wife is worried right now because Uncle Casey has high blood pressure and I can't get to the doctor for a couple of weeks.

Every day I wake up,

Is your blood pressure okay? Do you have a headache? Do you feel pressure in your chest?

They're probably right, but what if they're not? Think about this from a peaceful protester's perspective.

The point of protesting is to bring awareness to your cause.

Uncle Casey refuses to bite into the shit sandwich that the media is serving.

I don't think these protesters are fighting for air conditioning in schools.

What's even better? Angel Reese is dominating this series on the court.

I have been critical of Angel Reese throughout her WNBA career, but one thing I have praised Angel Reese for this season, and you guys know how much she likes praise, Uncle Casey doesn't and will never worship Angel Reese like the lonely men on Twitter who idolize her.

But one thing I have credited Angel Reese for this season, she has stayed out of the manufactured drama.

She didn't get involved in the toxic garbage, and she clearly focused on improving her game.

If you want to cover pretend basketball for a living...

I don't know why anyone would have that career aspiration.

Uncle Casey asks himself all the time, how did I get here? Where did I go wrong in my life that I'm talking about make-believe basketball for money? Were there no job openings in the WWE? If you dream of covering pretend basketball, there are certain qualifications that you have to meet.

You need strong elbows.

For the most part, these are all hip-hop artists.

Even though Uncle Casey grew up listening to rap, and I still listen to the real rap music that I grew up listening to, I really don't understand why the NFL is suddenly embracing rap at the Super Bowl.

This isn't 2006.

It's 2026.

For some reason...

Uncle Roger thinks the solution to declining ratings during halftime of the Super Bowl is to book a rapper who is decades past his prime.

Uncle Casey, this idea worked with Dr. Dre.

Yeah, but there's a huge difference between the collection of artists who performed at the Super Bowl in 2022 and Jay-Z.

28 years old and the prime of his career, and it could all be over.

Uncle Casey, that's not true.

Other athletes have dealt with blood clots and returned from injury.

Yeah, Dame Lillard, Chris Alave.

Coaches don't like it.

Uncle Casey, that's not true.

Kellen Moore told the media yesterday that he's excited to go to Paris.

He's eager to try French fries and hoping to receive his first French kiss.

Yeah.

No shit.

Uncle Casey hates these international games for a variety of reasons.

They're a nuisance for everyone involved, including the fans.