Udonis Haslem

Like you need those guys.

Uh, Udonis Haslem.

Udonis Haslem should have stopped playing basketball probably five or six years before he retired.

But he was so good for the locker room, for the culture.

So again, um, I'm, I'm giddy like, um, about this and, uh, like yeah, so they're, they're deep as heck

They're just gonna transition him in.

It's like a Udonis Haslem situation, just transition right into the front office, whi- which will be great.

Mm-hmm.

Um, shout out Dwight Powell.

Mm-hmm.

And Udonis Haslem is good.

And everyone talks to Taylor Rooks.

Yeah.

The Miami Heat look to snap a five-game losing streak tonight as they host the New York Knicks.

Tip-off is set for 7:30, uh, from the AAA, uh, A, however you wanna say it, the Heat will be, uh, without the services of power forward U- Udonis Haslem.

Barkley.

Yeah, that's crazy.

I can't even say Udonis Haslem.

That's terrible.

It is.

And they're seven points behind the Philadelphia Flyers for the eighth and final playoff spot.

I did see this.

Udonis Haslem has joined the po-po.

He graduates in Miami-Dade County.

Said it's been a lifelong dream of his, and that a few of his most, uh, influential people in his life, including his uncle and his, uh, high school basketball coach, were, uh, were police or in law enforcement.

So now he is a policeman.

What are you doing, Leroy, if you commit a crime and Udonis Haslem is on the case?

Run.

He can't run.

Eddie Jones, Damon Jones.

Um, the only player [clears throat] there I didn't love was Christian Laettner, but everybody else treated me-- [laughs] Like, Udonis Haslem and tho- they were awesome.

And then the Marlins was, w- it was incredible, the guys that I covered there.

Well, baseball has some similarities to hockey-

I could not believe this headline when I saw this.

But, uh, former Miami Heat star Udonis Haslem is trading basketball, the basketball court, for a badge.

Oh, really?

What?