Tysons

Thank you to the Palm for having us.

Come on down to Tyson's Corner.

It's the Power Lunch, very affordable menu items for lunch, for gathering with friends and family, coworkers, business, you name it.

We're in a nice little private little fish tank here on the front part of the restaurant.

Ritz Carlton.

And this man right here, Jacob Wohl, Tysons Corner, Vir- Virginia, right outside of Washington, DC.

Two men, Jack Burkman and this guy, Jacob Wohl, were sitting at a table pitching a potential client named Aman Covino.

Aman Covino is a felon who had served time for illegally transporting a shark and a stingray across state lines.

Stephanie Ruhle was never with us.

S- you know, Ste- Ste- Stephanie Ruhle is a limousine liberal, you know, who said, "Oh, when was the last time Scott Bessent was in a shopping mall?" Well, I know when I was in the Nordstroms at Tysons Corner.

When was the last time she and her Fifth Avenue wardrobe were in a mall? So, you know, let's move on from Stephanie.

And, uh, look, if, if some of the Bloomberg Terminal bros are unhappy with what I'm doing, well, that's too bad.

Stephanie Rule was never with us.

You know, Stephanie Rule is a limousine liberal, you know, who said, oh, when was the last time Scott Besson was in a shopping mall? Well, I know when I was in the Nordstrom's at Tyson's Corner.

When was the last time she and her Fifth Avenue wardrobe were in a mall? So, you know, let's move on from Stephanie.

And look, if some of the Bloomberg Terminal bros are unhappy with what I'm doing, well, that's too bad.

Uh, then we're doing Minneapolis, Rochester, Des Moines, pretty close to sold out.

Torrington, Boston, two shows September 26th, the Capital One Hall in Tysons, Virginia, filming my fifth comedy special.

Then in October we're going to Fort Lauderdale, Orlando, Columbus, Memphis, Grand Junction, Greeley, Colorado Springs, Virginia Beach, Wilkes-Barre, Hershey, Pennsylvania, Providence, Rhode Island, Lubbock, Albuquerque, Midland, Corpus Christi, Beaumont, and rounding out December, Hattiesburg, Baton Rouge, and another show, second show added, Hattiesburg, Louisiana, baby.

Uh, welcome in, everybody.