Turian
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Search complete. 83 mentions across 10 episodes found for "Turian".
Nov 1, 2026
Bert JenningsHOST
It's weird.
Bert JenningsHOST
It's got a Turian head, but it's almost got like a Krogan body.
Bert JenningsHOST
It's nuts.
Bert JenningsHOST
It's weird.
Bert JenningsHOST
Upon
Naeem StewartPANELIST
seeing that, Nickens is going to take a moment and think.
Naeem StewartPANELIST
Sorry, what is the Turian's homeworld name?
Evan GlessnerPANELIST
Palavin? Palavin?
Patrick SchweigerHOST
Whatever he is and Saren is.
Patrick SchweigerHOST
Oh, Turians.
Patrick SchweigerHOST
Yeah, thank you, Trapman and Jericho.
Patrick SchweigerHOST
It's very much like...
Review CultistHOST
It kind of reminds me of the, there's a scene, I think, in Mass Effect 2 or 3 where there's an Asari on a table, like, an Asari stripper on a table or a dancer on a table.
Review CultistHOST
And there's, like, a Turian, a human, and a Salarian there, like, basically celebrating the Salarian's, like, bachelor party, essentially, in quotes.
Review CultistHOST
And then there's a conversation you can kind of, like, listen in on.
Review CultistHOST
where they all start realizing that the Asari looks differently appealing to each member.
Review CultistHOST
And so they start realizing, wait, are Asari just like... making themselves look like the most appealing form to each of us, and they actually look completely different.
Review CultistHOST
And then the Turian's just like, don't ruin Asari for me.
Review CultistHOST
And then it created this video game dark theory that the Asari don't actually look like sexy blue human girls with frills.
Review CultistHOST
They might actually look way more different in their true form, and that's just something they project to everybody to make themselves look
Grant YuhreHOST
No, she's not.
Grant YuhreHOST
She doesn't like the Turians.
Grant YuhreHOST
They don't like her either.
Grant YuhreHOST
No, she doesn't like any of them.
Willow Bloomfield-RoweHOST
Yes.
Willow Bloomfield-RoweHOST
And there's a Turian running towards him and he just pops him in the head and then just like pushes the slumping body off.
Robin BHOST
Mm hmm.
Robin BHOST
That's the
Loki JarsonHOST
And since there were no Reaper threat anymore, everyone just turned on each other.
Loki JarsonHOST
So it was council races of—sorry if you've never played a Mass Effect game— Council races of Asari, Salarian, and Turian teaming up, kicking the humans off the council.
Loki JarsonHOST
So now the humans have to team up with the fucking Batarians to fight this civil Cold War, which is fucking stupid and beyond stupid.
Loki JarsonHOST
If you know anything about the lore of that universe, this is Dragon Age all over again, it's like those Batarians and humans would never team up in any sort of alliance ever.
ConnorHOST
That's awesome.
ConnorHOST
And then like the every cut between like all the different locations and you see the Salarians, you see the Krogans, the Turians.
ConnorHOST
And I'm like, this looks cool.
ConnorHOST
That looks cool.
OJPANELIST
There was going to be some DLC potential with Shepard or something like that.
OJPANELIST
but yeah, you know what the craziest thing is? One decision might've caused, I wouldn't say it caused all this, but back on the N7 forums back in the day, I was on there and they had a vote for what do you want next? We want a new game? We want a prequel of like, you know, like the war between the Turians, first contact war, that's what it was.
OJPANELIST
And people voted new game.
OJPANELIST
And I voted first contact war.
OJPANELIST
I was like, No, let me go back.
OJPANELIST
Let me play First Contact War with the Turians.
OJPANELIST
That'd be cool.
OJPANELIST
And I was like, no, no, new game.
Nathan RohrHOST
That's where they got the inspiration for the Citadel anyway.
Nathan RohrHOST
So you just have cosplayers dressed up as Turians solving crimes in West Edmonton Mall.
Paul FleckHOST
So
Nathan RohrHOST
pretty cheap
Greg MargueriteNARRATOR
The Citadel was not even a dream in some ancient architect's mind.
Greg MargueriteNARRATOR
There were no Asari philosophers contemplating the unity of organic life, no Turian fleets enforcing hierarchies across the stars, no Krogan warlords raging against a genophage that would not be deployed for another billion years.
Greg MargueriteNARRATOR
There was only water, and in that water, the Leviathans.
Greg MargueriteNARRATOR
They were immense.
37 MINS LATER
Greg MargueriteNARRATOR
Let the silence stretch.
Greg MargueriteNARRATOR
Let the stars turn and the relays wait and the next cycle begin to wake.
Greg MargueriteNARRATOR
Because when they do, when the Asari look up at the stars and wonder, when the Salarians crack the mysteries of the mass effect, when the Turians unite their fractured clans and reach for the void, the galaxy will not remember the Protheans.
Greg MargueriteNARRATOR
But the Protheans' sacrifice will save it anyway.