Turbo Man

That was the, the teaser, where it's, uh, it's like them showing the pre-vis or something like that, basically before the full drawn animation's done.

Basically it follows Homer and the rest of the town literally running through Springfield trying to catch this ball, and it's, it is literally taken right from that jingle all the way sequence, where he's trying to catch the ball to win the Turbo Man-

Yeah

... uh, with, you know, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I've lost sleep over the fact I don't own a talk boy.

Like, I feel like a pretender to Christmas' throne that I do not own a Talkboy and a Turbo Man.

Now, Mitch, did you see me negotiate the Turbo Man at the Binge Modern Toy Fair?

I talked to you afterwards.

The

you do.

But, you know, not that bad.

But, you know, like Turbo Man and Talkboy are two things in my Christmas... close that's the other collection i've got that doesn't get talked about is my christmas collection isn't getting any smaller because christmas means so much to me um

Yeah, that's right.

And you know, the script didn't say, I just was looking for Turbo Man doll.

So good, isn't it? So good.

It doesn't matter.

He can just use the grammatically incorrect.

I'm not a pervert.

I just was looking for Turbo Mandol.

Yeah.

Um-

Right, or kind of, like, hate on principle.

Right, yeah, for its, for its existence.

And, um, and we'll talk about it.

I, I don't, I, I don't remember hating the remake, but I, who knows? Maybe I will this time when I watch it.

Yeah

... where it's, like, technically more accurate to the novel and, like, has redeeming qualities but, like, most people hate it on principle.

Right.

And this is my shout out to Mike.

Ann Kurtzman was the coordinator for the Turbo Man suit in Jingle All The Way.

Fuck yeah.

Hell yeah.

Like, what did you do last year? Coordinated.

Coordinated.

Turbo man suit.

What does that mean?

Jingle...

Man, I re-watch Jingle All The Way probably every year with Turbo Man.

Yeah, my brother loved that one.

Um-

Number seven is the rug.

Number eight is a Turbo Man doll.

Number nine is the Green Destiny Sword.

Number 10 is Marvin Acme's Will.

Number 11 is $40,000.

And finally, number 12, Doug.

So quickly again, a Fabergé egg, engine plans for a silent plane, a Chevy Malibu, a modified 1953 Schwinn DX Cruiser, Sammy Jenkins, the Genesis device, the rug, Turbo Man doll, Green Destiny Sword, Marvin Acme's Will, $40,000, and Doug.

Sorry.