Tristan Angels

He's conquered the Dark State, now he's a good boy, but no, he's going back to his heelish tendencies.

Um, he thinks he's up next for a title shot to Saquan, but he has Tristan Angels and he asks why the, why he showers and why he does his hair when Zilla Fatu is here claiming he deserves the life of a champion.

Mason Rook thinks he looks like one and Saquan can't even get dressed properly.

All these lads are a class below Tristan.

That went awry, but a lot in the ring did.

Saquan, it looks like, has the match won, uh, after hitting his reverse frog splash into Tony.

But Tristan Angels pulls the referee out of the ring at two, setting those two off on a feud in the coming weeks.

From there, Saquan takes his eyes off the ball, the silly bastard.

But then they did that.

And then they had the scene where Tristan Angels got all up in Saquon's area, told him that he was a class below everybody else.

And so there was that scene.

So I was like, OK, we know how Saquon's going to be taken out of winning the match.

Sugars looked ready to win after hitting a frog splash on D'Angelo.

But Tristan Angels pulled the referee out of the ring while those two fought outside.

D'Angelo's injured back gave out.

Rook took advantage with a blue thunder bomb and a top rope splash to earn the championship match.

Oh my God.

Tristan Angels is here, and he is bemoaning the fact that he's not in the main event match, but Mason Rook is.

He doesn't deserve to be in that match, so there's a feud basically gonna happen after this match here for Mason Rook.

This is what I'm thinking at this period of time when we see this segment here.

Saekwon, Tavi- uh, sorry, Tristan.

Tristan? Tri- It's Tristan.

Tristan says, "Is a sheep while Tristan leads flocks." Now, obviously, we know that Tristan Angels is a world champion sheep shagger.

No, man, fuck.

Tony says he still doesn't trust either one of them, and the only thing he cares about is getting his title back.

Uh, Rook was trying to be, like, the voice of reason, saying that we're on the same page here, uh, when Tristan Angels wandered into the room, uh, into the locker room and, uh, called Rook the, uh, the weak link of the group.

Questioning why somebody with, uh, just one meaningful singles win deserved to be in the main event, which blows my mind that Rook's first singles win was, uh, his win last week, but I digress.

Um, Sug- and then Sugar's kinda fired back about Angel's, um, uh, failing against or falling to Zilla Fat2.