Trinitron

I want a guy who looks like Rambo with an axe in his teeth.

I want a guy that's going to huff and puff, blow down the door, pick up me and my Sony Trinitron into one arm and walk down the ladder.

I don't need this little uptight dyke with asbestos Birkenstocks.

Get up, get up, get up.

What do you play on CRT? Do you hook your consoles up to your CRT?

Yes, so I have a Sony Trinitron, which is with surround sound, which you do as well.

I

do.

how Ben wants to play it.

No, I want my scan lines and I want the fuzziness to make them look all nice and pretty.

Ben, do you have any suggestions for a good CRT for Christina? Yeah, Sony Trinitron.

Sony Trinitron.

TVs are so cheap now.

Do you remember when you used to have to pay for like a Trinitron? Yeah,

a Sony Trinitron.

So heavy.

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Are we streaming in black and white tonight? 'Cause I'm looking at Guy in, with your monochrome...

People are probably trying to adjust their Trinitron right now.

I mean, are, are-

You know, it's funny you say Trinitron

Is there a reason-

They were very heavy television sets.

Everything's working.

I found my two controllers, found my copy of GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64, and I dusted off the old Sony Trinitron that used to sit in the press box of the old entertainment and sports arena.

Awesome.

Shout out to the Hammer.

Obviously, many, many ways to do this.

I mean, if you want that Sony Trinitron, remember that thing you try to pick it up? It was like hundreds and hundreds of pounds.

You couldn't move it.

This is why people kept their TVs forever.

We definitely hit a nerve with this dumb TV stuff.

Monica just wrote in, got to go on eBay.

My beloved 10-inch Sony Trinitron, 10-inch, died after 30 years.

Oh, that little tiny one.

... "There's something going on.

I don't think Ted can get on a plane." And for the next 14 hours we sat in front of our, at that point, Sony tube Trinitron TV-

[laughs]

... and watched the most, you know, destructive, horrible coverage that we'd ever seen.

but these small France and France-connected countries.

He found a company, Gasset did, that made an Apple II card that output high-resolution video in CCAM, as well as to high-quality RGB displays like the Sony Trinitron.

And what he found is that Cupertino just didn't care.

Again, they were very U.S.-focused.