You come from a broken home yourself then?

Oh, yeah, big time.

Big time, yeah.

Yeah, my mom, yeah.

They got divorced when I was seven.

My mom got into that whole, you know, Percocet thing.

Oh.

maybe too cool, honestly.

Got it

... doing stand-up for probably three or four years when he got sick and died, but he was, like, super into that.

Like, he always wanted me to...

He was the main person in my... 'Cause I made, like, good grades and stuff in school.

[laughs]

I made good grades and stuff in school, so most people, like, when I told them, like my grandparents or guidance counselor, whatever, that I, like, thought I wanted to be a comedian or do a show, they would be like, "Oh, God, please don't do th-," you know?

Yeah

... a dude named Abdul El...

I, I don't like none of that shit.

It's just true.

I mean, we s- like, after Kamala in 2024, like, there are elements, there are voting blocks you need in the Democratic Party that, like, have some, uh, less than progressive attitudes about a number of things, and you have to figure out how to sort of-

... end of February, yeah

...

I was watching CNN and there was this, uh, retired American general who was in Dubai for something, and they were interviewing him on CNN.

We have a lot of the other details, uh, but Trey, what do you make of the developments in the strait?

I mean, he said, you know, oh, people a- like, they're better off now than they were before, and that's asinine.

But I feel like it's, like, objectively the case that they seem to be in a stronger position if, if my dumb American ass is, you know, a- any kind of indication.

'Cause what I mean is, like, I feel like it's illustrated to a lot of people the amount of leverage that they obviously have there, you know? Like, how important the Strait of Hormuz is and how, like you said, they don't even need a m- navy to kind of, you know, uh, have exert control over it, and how that could lead to, uh, you know, I don't know, like, the entire economic g- economic global collapse, you know, or whatever if it just goes on for too long.

And I don't think a lot of people were aware of that, or if they were, probably doubted that Iran really could...

You know, that they had it like that, that they could, like, back that up, and now Trump has illustrated to the whole world that they do and they can.

So, um, you know, their leverage has been undeniably, uh, improved by his, uh, this senseless...

[laughs]

Uh-

But there's, like...

The, the way that, uh, fantasy football is, uh, it kind of takes what should be, like, uh...

It is still dice rolls.

Like, you can do whatever you want to, like, you know, uh, what is it? Like, value over replacement player, y- uh, red zone yardage clutch percentage, or I don't even know any of these terms.

But, like, you can try and math it out or it's, uh... or, like, poker.

Like, you can, like, be as good as po- uh, poker as you can possibly be.

So-