Toucan Sam

How you scrunching and scrunching and scrunch your crow's feet at me and screaming, "Black Lives Matter," yeah, for publicity because you were never there when it hits the peak.

Dear white women, it's your big ass nose like Toucan Sam.

Dear white women, it's your patriotism and down with the clan.

Dear white women, it's your direct relation to Uncle Sam.

So nasty that it's probably somewhat of a travesty Having me, then he told the people, "You can call me Your Majesty" Keep your battery charged

chargedWon't stick yo, and it's not his fault you kick slow Should've let your trick ho chick hold your sick glow Plus nobody couldn't do nothing once he let the brain go And you know I know that's a bunch of snow The beat is so butter, peep the slow cutter As he utter the calm flow, don't talk about my moms yo Sometimes he rhyme quick, sometimes he rhyme slow Or vice versa, whip up or slice a nice verse pie Hit it on the first try, villain, the worst guy Spot hot tracks like spot a pair of fat asses Shots of the scotch from out the square shot glasses And he won't stop 'til he got the masses Show 'em what they know not through flows of hot molasses Do it like the robot to headspin to boogaloo Took a few minutes to convince the average booger boo It's ugly like look at you, it's a damn shame Just remember all caps when you spell the man name And you know it like a poet, like baby doll I bet she tried to say she gave me her all, she played ball All bets off, the villain got the dice rigged And they say he accosted the man with the sliced wig Allegedly, the investigation is still ongoing In this pesky nation, he gots the best con flowing The pot doubles, now they really got troubles Madman never go, like snot bubbles From the top of the key for three, villain Been on in the game as long as he could Willie Ewing Turn the corner spinnin', bust that ass and get up Dust off the mask, curve a laugh, give him a head up He got jumped, it pumped his adrenaline He said it made him tougher than a bump of raw medicine To write all night long, the hourglass is still slow Flow from Hellborn to Free Power like Lil' Cole And still owe bills, pay dues forever Slave used when it comes to who's more cleverer Used to wore leather Goose V with the fur collar And charge a fee for loose leaf words per dollar You heard holler, broad or dude, we need food Eat your teams for sure, the streets all seem rude Doom brung that bum, there goes that news van again Act like you're new like Toucan Sam and them He eat rappers like part of a complete breakfast Their rhymes ain't worth the weight of their cheap necklace String 'em up, ring 'em up on the wack junk snack And get that out your hand, punk chump and get your junk smacked Foul Right then Foul You wanna say you're in Foul Oh, y'all about to get funky on me We gon' play call That's right Soul Hey soul man, what's that dance you doing all over there? Funky chicken What? Funky robot We gon' play call Hey, we gon' let O get his drum roll, hit it That's what I'm talking about Hey O, hit them cymbals for me Yeah Hey Morgan, can I get a little of that organ? Ah yeah Uh Man said he's over there doing the mashed potato song Mashed potato Cooking, Slim He over there playing call Yeah Hey O, let me get a little more drum roll One, two, three, uh Yeah Back it out of the beat Ah yeah Ah Soulful cooking Alright, while we get out of here, let's get a drum fill One, two, three, uh

uh[singing] Got each other.

Fast or slow.

Ooh, well, happy birthday.

Just a heads up, the bird that you're gonna hear hitting the window is none other than my friend, Toucan Sam.

Let's just say it wasn't Froot Loops that had him flying on that day, friend.

Sam likes to create what he calls his own special narcotics.

Mm-hmm.

Uh, the bird mascot for Froot Loop cereal is a toucan, Toucan Sam.

The mythical creature Loch Ness is said to live in Scotland, and your medulla is part of your brain.

Not mine.

Okay.

Toucan Sam, no more cereal mascots.

I wrote down cereal as the podcast Serial.

Yeah, it's not like it's a word, this guy.