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Sep 16, 2026

Lizze GordonHOST
30:54
There was also a time where I was out and my dad called me and he goes, what do you know about the huge tortoise in the backyard?
ChrisGUEST
31:03
There was the friendliest little tortoise next door.
ChrisGUEST
31:05
Tortoise are really fun.
ChrisGUEST
31:07
He came burrowing under the fence and would just scamper around.
ChrisGUEST
31:12
They go a lot faster than you think.
Laura GibbsNARRATOR
72:10
He stayed away two days and brought back a report that there was still good water in the other river, real sea cow holes that not even a drought of several years could dry up.
Laura GibbsNARRATOR
72:21
After he had ascertained this, Crocodile called to his side Tortoise and Alligator.
Laura GibbsNARRATOR
72:27
"Look here," said he, "I need you two tonight to carry a report to Lion.
Laura GibbsNARRATOR
72:31
So then get ready.
Laura GibbsNARRATOR
73:13
"I must consult Jackal first," said he.
Laura GibbsNARRATOR
73:16
But to the commissioners he gave back an answer that he would be the following evening with his advisors at the appointed place, at the big varland willow tree at the farthest end of the hole of water where Crocodile had his headquarters.
Laura GibbsNARRATOR
73:30
When Tortoise and Alligator came back, Crocodile was exceedingly pleased with himself at the turn the case had taken.
Laura GibbsNARRATOR
73:37
He allowed Otter and a few others to be present, and ordered them on that evening to have ready plenty of fish and other eatables for their guests under the varland willow.
speaker_0NARRATOR
74:13
there was once a great drought in the land and lyon called together a number of animals so that they might devise a plan for retaining water when the rains fell the animals which attended at lyon's summons were baboon leopard hyena jackal hare and mountain tortoise it was agreed that they should scratch a large hole in some suitable place to hold water and the next day they all began to work with the exception of jackal who continually hovered about in that locality and was overheard to mutter that he was not going to scratch his nails off in making water holes when the dam was finished the rains fell and it was soon filled with water to the great delight of those who had worked so hard on it the first one however to come and drink there was jackal who not only drank but filled his clay pot with water and then proceeded to swim in the rest of the water making it as muddy and dirty as he could This was brought to the knowledge of Lion, who was very angry and ordered Baboon to guard the water the next day, armed with a huge knob-cury.
speaker_0NARRATOR
75:17
Baboon was concealed in a bush close to the water, but Jackal soon became aware of his presence there and guessed its cause.
speaker_0NARRATOR
75:24
knowing the fondness of baboons for honey jackal at once hit upon a plan and marching to and fro every now and then dipped his fingers into his clay pot and licked them with an expression of intense relish saying in a low voice to himself i don't want any of their dirty water when i have a pot full of delicious honey this was too much for poor baboon whose mouth began to water he soon began to beg jackal to give him a little honey as he had been watching for several hours and was very hungry and tired after taking no notice of baboon at first jackal looked round and said in a patronizing manner that he pitied such an unfortunate creature and would give him some honey on certain conditions to wit that baboon should give up his knob curie and allow himself to be bound by jackal he foolishly agreed and was soon tied in such a manner that he could not move hand or foot jackal now proceeded to drink of the water to fill his pot and to swim in the sight of baboon from time to time telling him what a foolish fellow he had been to be so easily duped and that he jackal had no honey or anything else to give him excepting a good blow on the head every now and then with his own knob the animal soon appeared and found poor baboon in this sorry plight looking the picture of misery lion was so exasperated that he caused baboon to be severely punished and to be denounced as a fool tortoise hereupon stepped forward and offered his services for the capture of jackal it was at first thought that he was merely joking but when he explained in what manner he proposed to catch him his plan was considered so feasible that his offer was accepted he proposed that a thick coating of beinwerk a type of sticky black substance found on beehives should be spread all over him and that he should then go and stand at the entrance of the dam on the water level so that jackal might tread upon him and stick fast this was accordingly done and tortoise posted there the next day when jackal came he approached the water very cautiously and wondered to find no one there he then ventured to the entrance of the water and remarked how kind they had been in placing there a large black stepping-stone for him as soon however as he trod upon the supposed stone he stuck fast and saw that he had been tricked for tortoise now put his head out and began to move jackal's hind feet being still free he threatened to smash tortoise with them if he did not let him go tortoise merely answered do as you like jackal thereupon made a violent jump and found with horror that his hind feet were now also fast tortoise said he i have still my mouth and teeth left and will eat you alive if you do not let me go Do as you like, Tortoise again replied.
speaker_0NARRATOR
78:31
Jackal, in his endeavors to free himself, at last made a desperate bite at Tortoise, and found himself fixed, both head and feet.
speaker_0NARRATOR
78:41
Tortoise, feeling proud of his successful capture, now marched quietly up to the top of the bank with Jackal on his back, so that he could easily be seen by the animals as they came to the water.
speaker_0NARRATOR
78:53
they were indeed astonished to find how cleverly the crafty jackal had been caught and tortoise was much praised while the unhappy baboon was again reminded of his misconduct when set to guard the water jacko was at once condemned to death by lion and hyena was to execute the sentence jacko pleaded hard for mercy but finding this useless he made a last request to lion always as he said so fair and just in his dealings that he should not have to suffer a lingering death lion inquired of him in what manner he wished to die and he asked that his tail might be shaved and rubbed with a little fat and that hyena might then swing him round twice and dash his brains out upon a stone this being considered sufficiently fair by lyon was ordered by him to be carried out in his presence when jackal's tail had been shaved and greased hyena caught hold of him with great force and before he had fairly lifted him from the ground the cunning jackal had slipped away from hyena's grasp and was running for his life pursued by all the animals lion was the foremost pursuer and after a great chase jackal got under an overhanging precipice and standing on his hind legs with his shoulders pressed against the rock called loudly to lion to help him as the rock was falling and would crush them both Lion put his shoulders to the rock and exerted himself to the utmost.
speaker_0NARRATOR
80:24
After some little time, Jackal proposed that he should creep slowly out and fetch a large pole to prop up the rock so that Lion could get out and save his life.
speaker_0NARRATOR
82:10
i will nevertheless drink some of your water that evening he proceeded leisurely to the river bed where the dance had been and drank as much as he wanted the following morning the animals saw the footprints of rabbit in the ground and rabbit shouted to them i did have some of the water and it was most refreshing and tasted fine quickly all the animals were called together what were they to do how were they to get rabbit in their hands all had some means to propose the one suggested this and the other that finally old tortoise moved slowly forward foot by foot i will catch rabbit you how what do you think of yourself shouted the others in unison rub my shell with pitch of black beeswax and i will go to the edge of the water and lie down i will then resemble a stone so that when rabbit steps on me his feet will stick fast yes yes that's good and in a one-two-three tortoise's shell was covered with pitch and foot by foot he moved away to the river at the edge close to the water he lay down and drew his head into his shell rabbit during the evening came to get a drink ha he chuckled sarcastically they are after all quite decent here they have placed a stone so now i need not unnecessarily wet my feet rabbit trod with his left foot on the stone and there it stuck tortoise then put his head out ha old tortoise and it's you is it that's holding me but here i still have another foot i'll give you a good clout rabbit gave tortoise what he said he would with his right forefoot hard and straight and there his foot remained I have yet a hind foot, and with it I'll kick you.
Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
3:52
Do not let anything turn you from your purpose.
Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
3:58
The Tortoise and the Ducks.
Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
4:01
The tortoise, you know, carries his house on his back.
Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
4:05
No matter how hard he tries, he cannot leave home.
Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
4:10
They say that Jupiter punished him so because he was such a lazy stay-at-home that he would not go to Jupiter's wedding, even when especially invited.
Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
4:19
After many years, Tortoise began to wish he had gone to that wedding.
Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
4:24
When he saw how gaily the birds flew about and how the hare and the chipmunk and all the other animals ran nimbly by, always eager to see everything there was to be seen, the tortoise felt very sad and discontented.
Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
4:39
He wanted to see the world, too, and there he was with a house on his back and little short legs that would hardly drag him along.
David WalesNARRATOR
46:23
Manumission stands at a much higher price with me.
David WalesNARRATOR
46:28
Fable 6 The Eagle, the Crow, and the Tortoise No one is sufficiently armed against the powerful, but if a wicked advisor joins them, nothing can withstand such a combination of violence and unscrupulousness.
David WalesNARRATOR
46:46
An eagle carried the tortoise aloft, who had hidden her body in her horny abode, and in her concealment could not, while thus sheltered, be injured in any way.
David WalesNARRATOR
46:57
A crow came through the air, and flying near exclaimed, You really have carried off a rich prize in your talents.
Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
3:22
Do not let anything turn you from your purpose.
Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
3:28
The Tortoise and the Ducks.
Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
3:31
The tortoise, you know, carries his house on his back.
Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
3:35
No matter how hard he tries, he cannot leave home.
Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
3:40
They say that Jupiter punished him so because he was such a lazy stay-at-home that he would not go to Jupiter's wedding, even when especially invited.
Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
3:49
After many years, Tortoise began to wish he had gone to that wedding.
Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
3:54
When he saw how gaily the birds flew about and how the hare and the chipmunk and all the other animals ran nimbly by, always eager to see everything there was to be seen, the tortoise felt very sad and discontented.
Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
4:09
He wanted to see the world too, and there he was with a house on his back and little short legs that would hardly drag him along.
Benjamin Mahns-MardyNARRATOR
2:19
Welcome back to No Book Storytime, where stories come alive as if we're all huddled together under a warm blanket, listening to the rustling of the trees and the whispering of adventure.
Benjamin Mahns-MardyNARRATOR
2:34
Today, we're sharing one of the most famous tales ever told, The Tortoise and the Hare.
Benjamin Mahns-MardyNARRATOR
2:43
Somewhere in a bright and cheerful woodland, filled with sunlight beams poking between the branches and the smell of pine drifting through the air, two very different animals were about to learn a big lesson.
Benjamin Mahns-MardyNARRATOR
2:59
So settle in, wiggle your toes, get cozy, because we're about to step right into their world.
Benjamin Mahns-MardyNARRATOR
8:02
Everyone thought they knew who would win.
Benjamin Mahns-MardyNARRATOR
8:04
But races can be full of surprises.
Aron WilsonVOICE_ACTOR
8:09
Oh, I can't believe this! Tortoise
speaker_4SOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
8:12
racing hare? Ha ha!
Sue SmithPANELIST
6:49
The other little thing, and I know I make fun of polls, but, you know, he is slowly and, you know, the rabbit in the...
Sue SmithPANELIST
6:56
Tortoise in the hair.
Sue SmithPANELIST
6:57
He is slowly and slowly.
Sue SmithPANELIST
6:59
Those points that the CAC lost in that Leger poll, which was, by the way, taken before this whole latest SIFA scandal, show him, her losing and him gaining.
Top LobstaHOST
10:16
[laughs] I do... [laughs] I was so worried.
RavenHOST
10:18
Uh, Hero Siri Concubine says, "Tortoise is my niggas." Yeah, I do love, I love turtles.
RavenHOST
10:23
I've had a thing for turtles, like, uh, you know, Ninja Turtles were really cool.
Top LobstaHOST
10:27
Considering putting this on your channel, huh?

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Top LobstaHOST
55:35
You know what's funny?
RavenHOST
55:35
... people were gonna be raptured.
Top LobstaHOST
55:36
"Millions Now, uh, Living Will Never Die" is a studio album by Tortoise, band named Tortoise.
RavenHOST
55:42
Tortoise, eh?
Jay YoungHOST
2:45
He's a good friend.
Jay YoungHOST
2:47
And he wrote the book, The Fastest Tortoise.
Jay YoungHOST
2:50
And what is The Fastest Tortoise? And you'll need to read the book to learn.
Jay YoungHOST
2:55
But I'll give you a little insight.
Jay YoungHOST
2:57
My favorite things about the book is Ken's ability to find investments, to think about what it is for the investor, and do all there is to – you do everything for the investor and give the investor money back.

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