Tortoise
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Sep 16, 2026
Lizze's DAD Exposes EVERYTHING.
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30:54Lizze GordonHOST
There was also a time where I was out and my dad called me and he goes, what do you know about the huge tortoise in the backyard?
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31:03ChrisGUEST
There was the friendliest little tortoise next door.
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31:05ChrisGUEST
Tortoise are really fun.
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31:07ChrisGUEST
He came burrowing under the fence and would just scamper around.
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31:12ChrisGUEST
They go a lot faster than you think.
South African Folk-Tales-James A. Honeÿ
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72:10Laura GibbsNARRATOR
He stayed away two days and brought back a report that there was still good water in the other river, real sea cow holes that not even a drought of several years could dry up.
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72:21Laura GibbsNARRATOR
After he had ascertained this, Crocodile called to his side Tortoise and Alligator.
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72:27Laura GibbsNARRATOR
"Look here," said he, "I need you two tonight to carry a report to Lion.
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72:31Laura GibbsNARRATOR
So then get ready.
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73:13Laura GibbsNARRATOR
"I must consult Jackal first," said he.
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73:16Laura GibbsNARRATOR
But to the commissioners he gave back an answer that he would be the following evening with his advisors at the appointed place, at the big varland willow tree at the farthest end of the hole of water where Crocodile had his headquarters.
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73:30Laura GibbsNARRATOR
When Tortoise and Alligator came back, Crocodile was exceedingly pleased with himself at the turn the case had taken.
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73:37Laura GibbsNARRATOR
He allowed Otter and a few others to be present, and ordered them on that evening to have ready plenty of fish and other eatables for their guests under the varland willow.
South African Folk-Tales-James A. Honeÿ
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74:13speaker_0NARRATOR
there was once a great drought in the land and lyon called together a number of animals so that they might devise a plan for retaining water when the rains fell the animals which attended at lyon's summons were baboon leopard hyena jackal hare and mountain tortoise it was agreed that they should scratch a large hole in some suitable place to hold water and the next day they all began to work with the exception of jackal who continually hovered about in that locality and was overheard to mutter that he was not going to scratch his nails off in making water holes when the dam was finished the rains fell and it was soon filled with water to the great delight of those who had worked so hard on it the first one however to come and drink there was jackal who not only drank but filled his clay pot with water and then proceeded to swim in the rest of the water making it as muddy and dirty as he could This was brought to the knowledge of Lion, who was very angry and ordered Baboon to guard the water the next day, armed with a huge knob-cury.
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75:17speaker_0NARRATOR
Baboon was concealed in a bush close to the water, but Jackal soon became aware of his presence there and guessed its cause.
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75:24speaker_0NARRATOR
knowing the fondness of baboons for honey jackal at once hit upon a plan and marching to and fro every now and then dipped his fingers into his clay pot and licked them with an expression of intense relish saying in a low voice to himself i don't want any of their dirty water when i have a pot full of delicious honey this was too much for poor baboon whose mouth began to water he soon began to beg jackal to give him a little honey as he had been watching for several hours and was very hungry and tired after taking no notice of baboon at first jackal looked round and said in a patronizing manner that he pitied such an unfortunate creature and would give him some honey on certain conditions to wit that baboon should give up his knob curie and allow himself to be bound by jackal he foolishly agreed and was soon tied in such a manner that he could not move hand or foot jackal now proceeded to drink of the water to fill his pot and to swim in the sight of baboon from time to time telling him what a foolish fellow he had been to be so easily duped and that he jackal had no honey or anything else to give him excepting a good blow on the head every now and then with his own knob the animal soon appeared and found poor baboon in this sorry plight looking the picture of misery lion was so exasperated that he caused baboon to be severely punished and to be denounced as a fool tortoise hereupon stepped forward and offered his services for the capture of jackal it was at first thought that he was merely joking but when he explained in what manner he proposed to catch him his plan was considered so feasible that his offer was accepted he proposed that a thick coating of beinwerk a type of sticky black substance found on beehives should be spread all over him and that he should then go and stand at the entrance of the dam on the water level so that jackal might tread upon him and stick fast this was accordingly done and tortoise posted there the next day when jackal came he approached the water very cautiously and wondered to find no one there he then ventured to the entrance of the water and remarked how kind they had been in placing there a large black stepping-stone for him as soon however as he trod upon the supposed stone he stuck fast and saw that he had been tricked for tortoise now put his head out and began to move jackal's hind feet being still free he threatened to smash tortoise with them if he did not let him go tortoise merely answered do as you like jackal thereupon made a violent jump and found with horror that his hind feet were now also fast tortoise said he i have still my mouth and teeth left and will eat you alive if you do not let me go Do as you like, Tortoise again replied.
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78:31speaker_0NARRATOR
Jackal, in his endeavors to free himself, at last made a desperate bite at Tortoise, and found himself fixed, both head and feet.
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78:41speaker_0NARRATOR
Tortoise, feeling proud of his successful capture, now marched quietly up to the top of the bank with Jackal on his back, so that he could easily be seen by the animals as they came to the water.
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78:53speaker_0NARRATOR
they were indeed astonished to find how cleverly the crafty jackal had been caught and tortoise was much praised while the unhappy baboon was again reminded of his misconduct when set to guard the water jacko was at once condemned to death by lion and hyena was to execute the sentence jacko pleaded hard for mercy but finding this useless he made a last request to lion always as he said so fair and just in his dealings that he should not have to suffer a lingering death lion inquired of him in what manner he wished to die and he asked that his tail might be shaved and rubbed with a little fat and that hyena might then swing him round twice and dash his brains out upon a stone this being considered sufficiently fair by lyon was ordered by him to be carried out in his presence when jackal's tail had been shaved and greased hyena caught hold of him with great force and before he had fairly lifted him from the ground the cunning jackal had slipped away from hyena's grasp and was running for his life pursued by all the animals lion was the foremost pursuer and after a great chase jackal got under an overhanging precipice and standing on his hind legs with his shoulders pressed against the rock called loudly to lion to help him as the rock was falling and would crush them both Lion put his shoulders to the rock and exerted himself to the utmost.
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80:24speaker_0NARRATOR
After some little time, Jackal proposed that he should creep slowly out and fetch a large pole to prop up the rock so that Lion could get out and save his life.
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82:10speaker_0NARRATOR
i will nevertheless drink some of your water that evening he proceeded leisurely to the river bed where the dance had been and drank as much as he wanted the following morning the animals saw the footprints of rabbit in the ground and rabbit shouted to them i did have some of the water and it was most refreshing and tasted fine quickly all the animals were called together what were they to do how were they to get rabbit in their hands all had some means to propose the one suggested this and the other that finally old tortoise moved slowly forward foot by foot i will catch rabbit you how what do you think of yourself shouted the others in unison rub my shell with pitch of black beeswax and i will go to the edge of the water and lie down i will then resemble a stone so that when rabbit steps on me his feet will stick fast yes yes that's good and in a one-two-three tortoise's shell was covered with pitch and foot by foot he moved away to the river at the edge close to the water he lay down and drew his head into his shell rabbit during the evening came to get a drink ha he chuckled sarcastically they are after all quite decent here they have placed a stone so now i need not unnecessarily wet my feet rabbit trod with his left foot on the stone and there it stuck tortoise then put his head out ha old tortoise and it's you is it that's holding me but here i still have another foot i'll give you a good clout rabbit gave tortoise what he said he would with his right forefoot hard and straight and there his foot remained I have yet a hind foot, and with it I'll kick you.
Aesop for Children-Aesop
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3:52Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
Do not let anything turn you from your purpose.
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3:58Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
The Tortoise and the Ducks.
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4:01Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
The tortoise, you know, carries his house on his back.
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4:05Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
No matter how hard he tries, he cannot leave home.
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4:10Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
They say that Jupiter punished him so because he was such a lazy stay-at-home that he would not go to Jupiter's wedding, even when especially invited.
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4:19Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
After many years, Tortoise began to wish he had gone to that wedding.
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4:24Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
When he saw how gaily the birds flew about and how the hare and the chipmunk and all the other animals ran nimbly by, always eager to see everything there was to be seen, the tortoise felt very sad and discontented.
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4:39Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
He wanted to see the world, too, and there he was with a house on his back and little short legs that would hardly drag him along.
Fables of Phaedrus-Phaedrus
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46:23David WalesNARRATOR
Manumission stands at a much higher price with me.
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46:28David WalesNARRATOR
Fable 6 The Eagle, the Crow, and the Tortoise No one is sufficiently armed against the powerful, but if a wicked advisor joins them, nothing can withstand such a combination of violence and unscrupulousness.
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46:46David WalesNARRATOR
An eagle carried the tortoise aloft, who had hidden her body in her horny abode, and in her concealment could not, while thus sheltered, be injured in any way.
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46:57David WalesNARRATOR
A crow came through the air, and flying near exclaimed, You really have carried off a rich prize in your talents.
Aesop for Children-Aesop
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3:22Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
Do not let anything turn you from your purpose.
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3:28Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
The Tortoise and the Ducks.
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3:31Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
The tortoise, you know, carries his house on his back.
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3:35Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
No matter how hard he tries, he cannot leave home.
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3:40Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
They say that Jupiter punished him so because he was such a lazy stay-at-home that he would not go to Jupiter's wedding, even when especially invited.
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3:49Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
After many years, Tortoise began to wish he had gone to that wedding.
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3:54Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
When he saw how gaily the birds flew about and how the hare and the chipmunk and all the other animals ran nimbly by, always eager to see everything there was to be seen, the tortoise felt very sad and discontented.
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4:09Bob NeufeldNARRATOR
He wanted to see the world too, and there he was with a house on his back and little short legs that would hardly drag him along.
The Tortoise And The Hare – Musical Storytime for Kids
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2:19Benjamin Mahns-MardyNARRATOR
Welcome back to No Book Storytime, where stories come alive as if we're all huddled together under a warm blanket, listening to the rustling of the trees and the whispering of adventure.
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2:34Benjamin Mahns-MardyNARRATOR
Today, we're sharing one of the most famous tales ever told, The Tortoise and the Hare.
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2:43Benjamin Mahns-MardyNARRATOR
Somewhere in a bright and cheerful woodland, filled with sunlight beams poking between the branches and the smell of pine drifting through the air, two very different animals were about to learn a big lesson.
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2:59Benjamin Mahns-MardyNARRATOR
So settle in, wiggle your toes, get cozy, because we're about to step right into their world.
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8:02Benjamin Mahns-MardyNARRATOR
Everyone thought they knew who would win.
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8:04Benjamin Mahns-MardyNARRATOR
But races can be full of surprises.
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8:09Aron WilsonVOICE_ACTOR
Oh, I can't believe this! Tortoise
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8:12speaker_4SOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
racing hare? Ha ha!
It’s debate night in Quebec! Plus: Mark Carney’s plan to privatize Canada’s airports.
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6:49Sue SmithPANELIST
The other little thing, and I know I make fun of polls, but, you know, he is slowly and, you know, the rabbit in the...
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6:56Sue SmithPANELIST
Tortoise in the hair.
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6:57Sue SmithPANELIST
He is slowly and slowly.
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6:59Sue SmithPANELIST
Those points that the CAC lost in that Leger poll, which was, by the way, taken before this whole latest SIFA scandal, show him, her losing and him gaining.
NDS LIVE Q&A PART 2
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10:16Top LobstaHOST
[laughs] I do... [laughs] I was so worried.
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10:18RavenHOST
Uh, Hero Siri Concubine says, "Tortoise is my niggas." Yeah, I do love, I love turtles.
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10:23RavenHOST
I've had a thing for turtles, like, uh, you know, Ninja Turtles were really cool.
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10:27Top LobstaHOST
Considering putting this on your channel, huh?
45 MINS LATER
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55:35Top LobstaHOST
You know what's funny?
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55:35RavenHOST
... people were gonna be raptured.
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55:36Top LobstaHOST
"Millions Now, uh, Living Will Never Die" is a studio album by Tortoise, band named Tortoise.
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55:42RavenHOST
Tortoise, eh?
#271: Jay’s Weekly Five: Pride, Faith, Breaking Bad & Building Wealth
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2:45Jay YoungHOST
He's a good friend.
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2:47Jay YoungHOST
And he wrote the book, The Fastest Tortoise.
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2:50Jay YoungHOST
And what is The Fastest Tortoise? And you'll need to read the book to learn.
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2:55Jay YoungHOST
But I'll give you a little insight.
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2:57Jay YoungHOST
My favorite things about the book is Ken's ability to find investments, to think about what it is for the investor, and do all there is to – you do everything for the investor and give the investor money back.
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