Torta

Uh, I'll make it.

I'll cut it together and I'll put together a Torta video just for you, brother.

Phil says, come on, man.

He's like, you're hours late, Paul.

Like it helps that I speak Spanish, but it's not actually necessary to understand, you know, like the atmospherics.

Not only would I have people watch at the show, I want to follow the crowd to the bar to see Torta drama after the show because you know if you mix drinks in, it'll be fun.

I would 100% be there for it.

Well,

In New York City.

Someone stabbed in New York City? As investment bankers stabbed by Torta.

Yes, it was it was a violent Torta attack.

Now, can you explain for the audience who may or may not know what that means?

Well, so far as I know, just in case, you know, I've picked it up wrong from the context clues.

thing.

It's a really, really fat, just, you know, sort of like a brick shaped Hispanic woman.

If I Google Torta

No estoy comida.

Torta? Torta no.

Torta no estoy comida.

No soy comida.

Do

I'll be like Neo.

Get a fucking street pole out of the ground.

Goodbye, Torta.

It's fine.

My daughter's a Torta.

All right, there you have it.

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