Tori Phantom

Hello and welcome to Founded, where we find the stories you missed in history class because the tea was hot before they dumped it into the harbor.

I'm Tori Phantom, and joining me today is someone that knows that a lighthouse is actually really heavy.

Gwena Lathland.

They can be, yes.

Hello and welcome to Childproof, a parasocial parenting podcast.

I'm Tori Phantom.

And I'm Gwena Laithland.

And this episode goes out to everyone who's just about to get all their ducks in a row because the kids are going back to school.

Oh, I don't even know where this is going.

We've gone off script and I am terrified of what part of our relationship is about to be shared.

Go ahead, Tori.

I'm bringing up the time a couple weeks ago when you and I, for whatever reason, don't remember why, decided to read letters between John and Abigail Adams on video in Southern accents.

Hello and welcome to Founded, where we find the stories you missed in history class, because the tea was hot before they dumped it into the harbor.

I'm Tori Phantom, and joining me today is someone who's probably read more books than me so far this year, and I've read 27, Gwena Lathland.

I've read 72.

Show off.

Hello and welcome to Founded, where we find the stories you missed in history class because the tea was hot before they dumped it into the harbor.

I'm Tori Phantom and joining me today is someone that has technological difficulties whenever I'm actually on time for a podcast recording, Gwena Lathland.

This is very true and it happens across both of our podcasts.

If Tori is on time, something in my technological sphere will go wrong.

I'm Gwen Lithland.

And I'm Tori Phantom, and this episode goes out to all the folks trying to survive the summer.

Wherever you are, your weather sucks, and, uh, you have our deepest sympathies.

Yes, I'm currently living in a literal air fryer.

They're all dead.

[laughs]

Why do you, why do you read American history books exclusively, Tori?

We have an American history podcast.

Hello, and welcome to Founded, where we find the stories you missed in history class, because the tea was hot before they dumped it into the harbor.

I'm Tori Phantom, and joining me today is someone who is just trying her best, gosh darn it, Gwena Lathland.

It's really all I've got.

I'm proud of you.

Hello and welcome to Founded, where we find the stories you missed in history class because the tea was hot before they dumped it into the harbor.

I'm Tori Phantom, and joining me today is someone who probably does a terrible Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit impression, Gwena Lathland.

Yeah, no, I'm not even going to try.

Like, I will not embarrass myself trying to do.

You forget that I'm not supposed to know, so I get info dumps.

I just get really excited about it.

I know, and I love that about you, Tori.

Tell me how we're going to massacre people eventually.