Tony Lama Boots

Well, first of all, for Washington, I would suggest wearing Cowboys boots on the turf tomorrow for the game.

I think that that would be an excellent idea for the Huskies is to slap on 44 pairs of Tony Llamas and see how well they do.

especially on that black paint.

Let's just see what happens.

And he was on the farm, and I didn't go to church with a necktie and a suit on.

I had on my starched blue jeans and my Dan Post boots or my Tony Llama boots.

I wore Western boots and a black necktie and a hat.

And I had my hat on to my arm when I came in.

That was massive for him.

My new Tony Llamas.

Well, that was cute.

Play a little of that, would you? We're going to make you a Daryl Dodd fan, I promise.

Chuck Parkinson, San Bernardino, California.

Tony Lama boot salesman, rodeo announcer extraordinaire.

Wonderful man.

Worked with him later in life at Houston in the Astrodome.

Yeah.

And when he started making the money, I think there obviously was some pride getting his cowboy boots made, you know, with Tony Lama down in Texas.

Absolutely.

Ants were done by a tailor in Tokyo shirt same and then.

He sits down on the bed and sets his Stetson hat on one side and pats the other for me to sit down, which I do.

I look down at his Tony Llama boots and I cannot believe my luck until I lean in and what comes out of his mouth is, kiss me, Michigan.

Wait, what? Like, Michigan, like, I lived there, but that's not my identity.

Wait, what? Like, I had just made my peace with the fact that this was going to be an equal exchange of slightly inappropriate sexual attractions.

Country goldmine.

[singing] You only love me for my big sunglasses and my Tony Lamas and my Dodge Dart classic.

You said I'll be Johnny and you'll be June, and I'll ride with you to the moon.

But guess what? You can't ride in my little red wagon.