Tony Anthony

And the rest of it I can't remember because it was a while ago since I recorded, um, so I do apologize.

But it was, it was a good show from what I can remember as the start to build up between Tracy Smothers and Dirty White Boy as well.

Arn Anderson was in attendance, and yes, it was all good stuff.

So before we head down the ringside [chuckles], let's have a quick look, see what's been happening around the rest of the wrestling world this week.

Also on the card, Chris Candido defeating Tasmania.

Tim Horner defeats Tom Pritchard.

Tracy Smothers defeats The Dirty White Boy, and The Rock 'n' Roll Express defeat the Heavenly Bodies of Bobby Eaton and Stan Lane.

Nineteenth, they're in Barbourville, Kentucky.

You gotta, you gotta hang out with us.

Yeah, hang out with me and my brother Doug, and Tony Anthony, and John Gillum." Which she writes about John Gillum, "Who was somewhat off, if you know what I mean." And she was like, "No, I don't know what you mean.

Like limp wristed? Like what do you mean off, quote-unquote off?" It's revealed, so this is the routine that the Memphis crew would do.

Chinese food, putt-putt golf, play Nintendo, and then Eddie would take her to the hotel because she said, she says she's still 17.

We had, um, K- Kane as Unabomber.

Um, Tracy Smothers, Dirty White Boy.

You know, we had Jim Cornette when we were in Smoky Mountain.

We had all of these guys that were helping us learn and get better, whether it was in the ring or out of the ring, and I just think that's where CM Punk is now, and I think CM Punk's in this match to help guide the match, to help keep the tempo going, to help with the crazy spots that Je- Je'Von Evans and Penta probably want to do and are planning on doing.

We'll go through that at the end of the show like we always do.

But I found it strange that coming out of all these, uh, strap matches and lumberjack matches and all this with, with belts, that the obvious next step in the Eric Embry-Dirty White Boy feud, once you've been whipping everybody's belts, what's the, what's the next logical progression? Scaffold match, right?

Sure, yeah.

Yeah.

They love that, yeah.

And we've, we've shown that two or three weeks in a row.

But here's some highlights from last week's match, and we'll, uh, we'll hear a promo from, uh, the Dirty White Girl and the Dirty White Boy.

[crowd cheering]

Oh, Eric.

Eric, why don't you stop that kind of stuff right here? Dirty white boy Tony Anthony.

Oh, ho-ho.

Comes after Embry.

Uh-oh.

Look out.

Tony Anthony's got his own chain.

He's got his own-

It's an old Norman Frederick Charles thing.

He would say under his breath when the waitress was leaving the table, "Well, I can't say that word that they say often in the United Kingdom, but it's, it's spelled C-U-N-T." He would say, [laughs] "Tickle your C-U-N-T with a feather," and she'd turn, "What? Typical country weather we're having." But nevertheless, you did not know, Brian Last, I've just informed -- you were today years old, as the kids say, when I informed you that the inspiration for the angle in Smoky Mountain Wrestling where Tammy Fytch and The Dirty Wh- or, and Prime Time Brian Lee took control of Ron Wright, who was The Dirty White Boy's manager, and this is what caused both of them, Dirty White Boy and Ron Wright, to become babyfaces.

The, the inspiration for that angle was the Aaron Fleming and Groucho Marx relationship, where Groucho was in his 80s, and this young, crazy, literally mentally ill fucking wannabe starlet, like 50 years younger than he was, who of- often took her clothes off at public functions, came into his life and was causing all kinds of controversy and problems, and the son was concerned, and all that type of thing.

And he was being overmedicated, and that's what Tammy was overmedicating Ron Wright.

And he'd come out in his wheelchair, and he, he'd say, "I remember when me and Donny were the Tennessee Tag Team Champions." And Dirty White Boy was flummoxed and couldn't do anything about it because she had, had tickled him up under his chin, poor old brother Ron, and swayed his heart.

And boy howdy, when that finally blew up.

And then Ron was a babyface when we brought him back.

That left a gap on the Super Bowl lineup.

The Thugs, Tracy Smother and Dirty White Boy, were scheduled to defend the Smoky Mountain Wrestling tag team titles against The Rock 'n' Roll Express, Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson.

Instead, the Heavenly Bodies will probably replace Rock 'n' Roll Express on Sunday in the match against The Thugs.

After recently being let go from a full-time status with the WWF, the timing worked out well for Smoky Mountain Wrestling since the Heavenly Bodies are Smoky Mountain Wrestling's second most over act in recent years.

Smoky Mountain Wrestling, which has probably the strongest lineup in regard to big name talent in its history on August 4th in Knoxville, already had an unheard of $10,000 advance for a show as of 3:00 PM on July 28th, which was more than 25% ahead of the pace set last summer's company record Night of Legends show, which drew 5,000 fans and $40,000.

At least for now.

In the feud of the Smoky Mountain Wrestling tag team titles, which was going to be Tracy Smothers and Dirty White Boy as champions versus Rock 'n' Roll Express, it'll be changed, including at the Knoxville major show, to Tracy Smothers and Dirty White Boy defending against the unannounced substitutes of The Heavenly Bodies, who are apparently are going to take over the program.

Robert Gibson will be retained by both Smoky Mountain Wrestling and USWA, although it's no secret that his value as a performer diminishes greatly without Ricky Morton.

Uh, boy, there is some stuff here that reminds us that 1992 was a long time ago.

Uh, and, and we're on February 1st, 1992, and Corey lets us know, "We're gonna see the Moondogs," with Richard Lee in there, Jeff Jarrett, Dirty White Boy Tony Anthony, Jerry "The King" Lawler.

And they have the nerve to say this name at the beginning of the show with confidence, which tells me even though we'll portray it later differently, he had to already be there, or else why else would you say this name?

Oh, yeah.

Uh, [laughs] so then we get a, one of, uh, Memphis' famous, you know, video packages on Austin Idol.

It's always fun when we bring in Austin Idol and Jimmy Valiant, and we show a video from 1982 [laughs] to, uh, highlight them coming back.

[laughs] And then we go to a recap from last week, where The Dirty White Boy's taking on Eric Embry.

And this is kind of a longer clip, so we're gonna play this from where we can talk with it rather than after it.