Tommy Tuberville

The US Senate set to vote on reforms aimed at protecting college sports by capping what schools can allocate for name, image, and likeness deals, and limiting transfers.

Retired coach turned Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville telling reporters:

You go watch a team right now, three-fourths of the team wasn't on the team last year, the same team.

They're moving every year.

Uh, speaking of football coaches, there's a guy, he's a senator from Alabama.

His name is Tommy Tuberville.

He used to be a big time college football coach and has now decided to try to really ruin America, um, through the, the legislative branch of government, uh, that being the US Senate.

[laughs] He's taking on one of the most important issues as he sees it, which is apparently furries infiltrating the ranks of airline staffers.

Mm-hmm.

"I just gotta survive until Thursday when there's more football on," which is, you know.

Speaking of more football, Tommy Tuberville, one-time coach, I don't know if he was coach of 'Bama before Nick Saban or if he was coach of somewhere else-

Aub-

For sure it was Kash Patel, but if you thought bestiality [laughs] in the FBI, this is as weird as it gets.

Did you hear Tommy Tuberville's speech yesterday?

Yeah.

The furry threat.

Do...

Maybe you should explain to people what furries are first, Norm.

Uh, well, let's just say as a predicate to that, that I saw, um, I think it must have been Tom Nichols who said, "What kind of, uh, uh, of, uh, Googling is, uh, Tommy Tuberville doing as he goes after the furries?" And my response was, "It had to be cat porn." So he says that pilots, controllers, and others are meowing at each other, that they are, uh...

[laughs]

I'm the pregnant man emoji.

Tommy Tuberville was talking about me when he was talking about the old guys.

Hey, Harry Lex and Dennis Walsh.

Did you see what Tommy Tuberville was talking about? About how the Flurries have taken over the pilot industry? is can you guys expand on that? I have never known that a furry, I've never got on a plane where I've said the furry was a pilot, but Tommy Tuberville says they're taking over the pilot industry.

Um, so, uh, Dennis and Harry Lex, if you guys can explain that to me, I would love to know about this one.

Okay.

One more thing before we go.

Senator Tommy Tuberville, who is running for governor of Alabama, chose to spend 20 minutes on the Senate floor on a topic he thinks is dangerously important.

Many, listen to this, that many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community.

Lord help us.

A former famed coach now somehow a god-awful US senator.

Tommy Tuberville goes on rant about how pilots are furries.

This is in the Senate.

Do you know there's not but 100 of them in the Senate, and somehow this one crept in? I'll say it again, America, you've got to examine your life.

Senator Tommy Tuberville stood on the Senate floor bringing attention to an urgent matter.

Not about gas prices, not about these forever wars, people dying, healthcare.

I can't get medicine.

Only the best people.

You didn't say, "I didn't..." Help me, those involved in being a furry, are you violent? Here's a series of questions.

His name is Tommy Tuberville, by the way, and he's an absolute moron.

He is.

One, how does he know pilots and flight attendants are furries? Two, is he saying they're dressed as furries when they're at work? If so, any of you, have you seen this, and can you document this? Because the Winston Churchill of the Deep South, he didn't have any pictures of pilots flying as furries.

He had a cartoon behind him.

Three, have the people that voted for Senator Doofus ever been on a plane? Four, to play along, would you or I care if your pilot was a furry? I don't I don't really care.

I don't know why the taxpayers would care.

But yet Senator Doofus has not given you a reason to care.

And what are our politicians worried about? I'm going to play this for you.

Tommy Tuberville talking about, well, just, I thought it was a joke.

I thought, this has to be AI.

This cannot be real.

This is about the transgender and the sports and stuff? And then you're talking about the furries? So, wait, what? That's what you're going with.

That's the lead to this.

Tommy Tuberville.

That's your lead.

Thanks a lot.

It was either that or Tommy Tuberville warning about furries in the cockpit of our airlines.

But instead, we'll move on to the winners and losers of the week.

Let's start with Katie.