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Tom Cardy

Tom Cardy

Australian comedian and musician

May 17, 2026

16:16
I just, you know, it's just a shame, because it's this Cape of Waterbreathing is also pretty stylish.
16:22
Yeah, where do you wanna...
16:23
Why do you want my place so bad? Where would you, where would you escape to? What's your pitch?
16:28
It's sort of like a...
16:30
You know those music shops where you can play any instrument, and you plug it in.
16:33
There's a surly, there's always a surly dwarf there that's like, "Don't play Stairway to Heaven-"
16:38
[laughs]
16:38
[laughs]

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