Todd Chrisley

But you know, a lot of times, s- sometimes things are just best not even talked about.

Well, you know, we, um, your nanny and I went and grabbed some lunch before we started to record this podcast, and I'm sitting there at the table, and I'm getting all these text messages from people back in South Carolina about, 'cause it's all over the internet and, you know, other celebrities are posting it and what have you- And Mama said, "You know, it's just shameful, Todd.

It's just shameful.

And y'all not say some of the things that you say."

You ever put your hands on my young'un again and I'll drag your ass out of here and beat you from one end of this town to the next."

Mm-hmm.

Now, see, everybody wants to talk about Todd.

I come from this.

Did you see

Todd Chrisley call somebody a big as a houseboat bitch? I sure did.

That

is going to live in my head rent-free for the rest of my life.

She was seeing if it was going to rise to the occasion.

Okay, Todd.

Okay.

What a way to start back.

Because I have so...

You know how many guys message me that's in entertainment, whatever.

And Todd, how are you doing this? What are you doing? You look great.

And...

Good for them they're on TV.

And, um, oh, and then Todd Chrisley, he got in the press because he was doing his show, and he has a granddaughter who is Black, and he tells off some person from his, like, high school of saying that they somehow used a derogatory term about his beautiful granddaughter, who we also saw on the show when all the kids were being featured, so was this little granddaughter.

And he's like, "How dare you? You, who's big as a houseboat, need to be concerned about your dagger-dyke daughter, and all of you, I was knuckles deep inside of you back in high school, so stop acting like you're so pristine." And I w- I was like, "Oh my God." Anyway, that's why people love him.

Okay? And that's why we still question, is he the horniest, straightest man in the world that was, like he said, knuckles deep in all of these bitches back in high school? Or is he what he appears to be, which is not that? But one thing is, he's a great grandpa, so we love that.

I would love the funny stuff.

Todd Chrisley.

Hey, hey everybody.

Don't fuck with him.

Looks didn't have anything to do with it.

Well, you used to say, "Todd, that's a homeless child." Um, but you said, "Hon, I don't know what you're talking about."

And I don't know anything else.

Right.

Like, that's... 'Cause basically George Stephanopoulos says to him, "What are the next steps in the Lindsay Clancy trial?" And he's like, "I'd like to ask, I'd like to take this opportunity to ask President Trump." It's like, what? Now look, I know President Trump...

Look, look, Todd Chrisley is out of jail doing a podcast, baby.

So I know he gives a lot of people- ...

it pardons, but it, it, you can't pardon somebody on a state level.

You do.

Reminds me of Todd Chrisley.

I hate Todd Chrisley.

I don't know what you do, ma'am.

You do.