You came up with this idea.

So it was actually myself and, at the time, our sous chef, Gabe Nesmith.

So shout out to him.

He's working in the industry.

Fantastic chef.

Learned a lot from him.

We were trying to find a way to get the folks inside the building.

Now, would the dieticians get involved a lot, or were they the ones who'd be like, all right, lay out the mozzarella sticks inside the parmesan?

You came up with this idea.

So it was actually myself and, at the time, our sous chef, Gabe Nesmith.

So shout out to him.

He's working in the industry.

Fantastic chef.

Learned a lot from him.

We were trying to find a way to get the folks inside the building.

Now, would the dieticians get involved a lot, or were they the ones who'd be like, all right, lay out the mozzarella sticks inside the parmesan?

Here's Tim live at The Moth.

[cheering] All right.

Hello.

[laughs] All right.

So it was the first day of, uh, sixth grade, which was the last year of elementary school, and the quasi-romantic but completely non-sexual tension was running high.

[laughs] Uh, years of simmering feelings, uh, requited and/or unrequited crushes and general preteen angst had come to a boil in this, our last year all together before being scattered to the winds of junior high.

Uh, everybody knew who they liked, everybody knew who they like-liked- [laughs] ... and the social order was basically pretty much determined, and there was this crazy sense of urgency in the air, you know, like a s- a manic, it's now or never kind of feeling, you know? Like, like Europe before the war.

[applauding] [cheering]

Thank you.

All right, so it was my freshman year of college, and I was standing on center court at UCLA's fabled Arthur Ashe Tennis Center, where every year the top pros would come and play in the Mercedes-Benz Invitational in front of thousands of fans.

But in that moment, the stadium was empty except for me and my friends Lance, Paul, and Evan.

And that night we took part in what has to be the most amazing, greatest two-on-two doubles amateur tennis game of all time.

Um, now, the teams were chosen at random.

It was Lance and Paul versus me and Evan.

[laughs]

[cheers] [claps]

Thank you.

All right, so it was my freshman year of college, and I was standing on center court at UCLA's fabled Arthur Ashe Tennis Center, where every year the top pros would come and play in the Mercedes-Benz Invitational in front of thousands of fans.

But in that moment, the stadium was empty except for me and my friends Lance, Paul, and Evan.

And that night we took part in what has to be the most amazing, greatest two-on-two doubles amateur tennis game of all time.

Um, now, the teams were chosen at random.

It was Lance and Paul versus me and Evan.

[laughs]

You are all about those Goya beans, huh?

Let's just say our motto at home is, "Yeah! Beans again?"

Tim's gonna sing this one.

This one's called The Giving Tree.

[singing] All the leaves on the giving tree have fallen.

No shade to crawl in underneath.

I've got scars from a pocket knife where you carved your-If all you wanted was love, why would you use me up? Cut me down, build a boat and sail away.

When all I wanted to be, was your giving tree.