Tim Henson

I'm not a big Polyphia fan.

Tim Henson is amazing.

I love watching that guy play.

Polyphia is a band.

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while i prefer animals as leaders but i i don't really like animals as leaders that much but if i had to choose between animals as leaders of prolivia i would definitely listen to animals leaders

How cool would it be to see Tim Henson and Tosin Amasi on the same stage? I'm

waiting for the Polyphia Animals as leaders.

[smooth jazz music] Hey, freaks.

Tim back here to introduce a Best Of show for your Friday.

I think I mentioned this on Wednesday's podcast.

Uh, heading up to Ashtabula, doing some mom stuff, fixing her phone.

Coming up on the program today, Anderson Cooper goes full-on schizophrenic.

Plus, one radio host is very concerned with royal race mixing, slathering sausage gravy and fried chicken on your naked body, and the poop train finally leaves the station.

It's The Distorted View Show with Tim Henson.

Ah.

There's one man who I would say is beautiful, but it's only 'cause he's very effeminate almost, but he's probably one of the best musicians out there.

Tim Henson of Polyphia.

Boom.

There you go.

It's when you watch him play guitar-

Tim what?

... that's Tim Henson of Polyphia.

When he plays guitar, that's what sings to me.

well there's and some other things i want to ask you about but i mean i remember seeing i don't know which who the guitarist is kind of and this makes sense like how you've listened to so many guitarists and are inspired by so many guitarists there's a guitarist i don't know what name is or white guitar it was like 12 string or something play some sort of solo and you're playing along on the flugelhorn

maybe

He's almost an alien.

It was obviously from that kind of background.

And then similar to me, they were like, this is maybe not what I want to be doing, but I want to do something with the guitar.

I remember listening to another podcast with Tim Henson.

He was basically explaining what I do, essentially.

All coming up today.

[upbeat music] Hi, my name is Tim Henson.

[door slamming] For the past 12 months, I've been living my life as a smoke alarm low on batteries.

[door slamming] Boop.

[firecrackers popping] Ah!

Ah! [clapping]

Now, uh, Tim, you say you are a, uh, smoke alarm.

Yes, that is how I'm choosing to live my life.

No. Um-

Dude, it's w- it's weird because there's a big argument going on behind the scenes of whether this is real for Tim or not.

Now, I've never been a fan, never...

Here's, here's why the Lord works in weird ways.

Oh

... he's a Christian.

So then we started talking, and then we got into the music, uh, industry and what he likes and how he likes Christian music for different things, and he introduced me to Tim Henson and Polyphia.

I think, am I saying that right? And how the next album is, he's completely converted over the last two years into Christianity, and there, there's debate online whether it's real or not.

I bet you Mead Skelton will pop up in the DV forums.

I do not think Tim Henson is attractive.

I'd like to give him some weight loss tips.

All right, uh, just a few messages coming in to the For Harry Cunt line.