Tickle Me Elmo

Which red Muppet from Sesame Street loves to be tickled?

Tickle Me Elmo.

[dinging]

Which magic school does Harry Potter attend?

Everybody loves themselves some widgets, okay? Let's pretend it's 2000 or 1997 or whatever and Furbies are the hottest toy.

Tickle Me Elmo is coming out this holiday season and you got to mass produce those suckers.

A couple of those hot toys, viral toys that happened.

So now it becomes incumbent upon you.

You could have AI finding hundreds of thousands of vulnerabilities in your environment, but what is the critical path for an attacker? Say they could exploit everything, every single vulnerability.

How can they get from where they are, probably on the internet, to stopping the Tickle Me Elmos from being produced? That's the question, right? Because like, again, email's wicked important, right? Just as an example, email's really important, but if email goes down, Tickle Me Elmos are still getting mass produced off that assembly line, right? Your financial forecasting app, super important, but it has nothing to do with Tickle Me Elmos getting mass produced, okay? Now I'm being incredibly simple about this example.

There are tons of nuances, right? Once you have the Tickle Me Elmos, you need logistics to get them out of the warehouse and shipped to the right stores.

I understand that.

But Elmo's song, Elmo's greatest hit, of course, Elmo's song, it said the ABC song, Rubber Duckie, that was one of my favorite Elmo songs.

Elmo says boo, Tickle Me Elmo.

Now, mind you, I remember when the Tickle Me Elmos came out when I was a kid.

My sister had, because they did the Tickle Me Elmo first, but then they started doing multiple songs.

Sesame Street one that tickled me.

She had to tickle me Ernie.

And I remember those things were selling out so fast.

But yeah, tickle me Elmore and more.

But Elmo's song, Elmo's greatest hit, of course, Elmo's song, it said the ABC song, Rubber Duckie, that was one of my favorite Elmo songs.

Elmo says boo, Tickle Me Elmo.

Now, mind you, I remember when the Tickle Me Elmos came out when I was a kid.

My sister had, because they did the Tickle Me Elmo first, but then they started doing multiple songs.

Sesame Street one that tickled me.

She had to tickle me Ernie.

And I remember those things were selling out so fast.

But yeah, tickle me Elmore and more.

Everybody loves themselves some widgets, okay? Let's pretend it's 2000 or 1997 or whatever, and Furbies are the hottest toy.

Tickle Me Elmo is coming out this holiday season, and you gotta mass produce those suckers.

Oh, yeah.

All right? Couple of those hot toys, uh, viral toys that happened, okay? So now it becomes incumbent upon you.

You could have AI finding hundreds of thousands of vulnerabilities in your environment, but w-what, what is the critical path for an attacker? Say they could exploit everything, every single vulnerability.

How can they get from where they are, probably on the internet, to stopping the Tickle Me Elmos from being produced? That's the question, right? Because, like, again, email's wicked important, right? Just as an example.

Email's really important, but if email goes down, Tickle Me Elmos are still getting mass produced off that assembly line, right? Your financial forecasting app, super important, but it has nothing to do with Tickle Me Elmos getting mass produced, okay? Now I'm, I'm being incredibly simple about this example.

There are tons of nuances, right? Once you have the Tickle Me Elmos, you need logistics to get them out of the warehouse and shipped to the right stores.

Yeah.

Okay, I think the worst you get in season three is a Tickle Me Elmo doll.

You know what's a catchy phrase that rolls off the tongue to say every 20 minutes in an episode?

Golden lingerie dressing gown?