thumb

It's kind of true.

I was thinking like Thumb.

It's a bit chemo.

Well, I just – I do think the main issue was that they shaved his eyebrows off as well.

great word yeah

okay cool that sounds sexy um and then just two things to be uh wary of there were some pretty doozy injuries lamar jackson who missed three and a half games with an ankle injury came back one snap later Thumb.

Thumb injury.

So got the thumbies.

So yeah, he's headed to IR.

Julian Sands

in Thumb and Toe Screws.

Yeah, Thumb and Toe Screws.

Yeah.

And they're like, oh, confess your shit.

Julian Sands

in Thumb and Toe Screws.

Yeah, Thumb and Toe Screws.

Yeah.

And they're like, oh, confess your shit.

Well, I can't wait

for you to start the Only Thumbs website.

But it's just like with the feet, like how you can't really mix it up.

Right.

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Pulgar, índice y mayor, y coloca sus rodillas-

En el mentón.

Sobre los codos abiertos que le quedan.

But okay, Tom.

And at the top of the hour, we do what is called Tom's Thumbs.

And I'm giving you a layup today.

Right in line with what we've been talking about.

He just has to give a thumbs up or a thumbs down.

So Tom.

Thumbs up or thumbs down to people arguing about politics on social media.

All right.

now it happened that the queen of the fairies was passing by though the poor woman could not see her and as she knew the farmer's wife was kind to the poor and likely to be a good mother she thought she would grant her wish so about an hour or two afterwards the woman was much surprised to see standing by the table a very beautiful lady dressed splendidly with a glittering star on her forehead and a wand in her right hand with a gem of great brilliancy at the top of it but what delighted the woman most of all was a tiny cradle made of a walnut shell lined with velvet in which lay the prettiest baby ever seen but it was only just as large as a man's thumb see said the fairy your wish is granted here is a baby for you take care of it it is your own the woman did not know how to thank the fairy enough she was so delighted and the queen went away quite pleased at having given so much happiness Before the fairy went away, however, she gave the woman a little shirt of spider's web and a doublet of thistledown for the baby.

When the farmer came home, he was very much pleased.

He invited all his friends to the christening, and the child was named Tom, after him, and Thumb, because he was no bigger than one.

The baby was very well and merry, and grew, of course, but still it was very small.

however at last tom thought himself quite a great boy and begged his mother to make him a little suit of clothes and she made him one but with a great deal of trouble they were so small tom was very often in mischief he was so small that his mother used to put him on the table to play and once she found him in the salt box one day she was making a plum pudding and tom stood by the side of the basin and peeped over the edge but he could not see into it very well and while his mother was gone for some more flour he drew himself up on the edge of the basin alas he fell in and disappeared in the wet pudding which for poor tom was a huge morass tom would have cried out but the pudding stuck his lips together and his mother not missing him stirred him up in the mixture and put it and him into the pot tom no sooner felt the hot water than he danced about like mad the woman was nearly frightened out of her wits to see the pudding come out of the pot and jump about and she was glad to give it to a tinker who was passing that way the tinker took the pudding and put it into a cloth to carry it home to his family who seldom tasted such a good dish but by and by as he was climbing over a stile he happened to squeeze it and tom who had made quite an arch over his own head in the dry pudding by this time cried out from the middle of it hello pickens which so terrified the tinker that he let the pudding drop in the field and scampered off as fast as he could the pudding fell to pieces in the fall and tom creeping out went home to his mother whom he found in great trouble because she could not find him after this accident tom's mother never let him stay near her while she was cooking but she was obliged to take him with her when she went out milking for she dared not trust the little man in the house alone a few days after his escape from the pudding tom went with his mother into the fields to milk the cows and for fear he should be blown away by the wind she tied him to a thistle with a small piece of thread very soon after a cow ate up the thistle and swallowed tom thumb his mother was in sad grief again but tom scratched and kicked in the cow's throat till she was glad to throw him out of her mouth again and he was not at all hurt but his mother became very anxious about her small son who now gave her a great deal of trouble sometimes he fell into the milk pail and was nearly drowned in the milk once he was nearly killed by an angry chicken and another time had a narrow escape from a cat One day Tom went plowing with his father, who gave him a whip made of a barley straw to drive the oxen with.

Tom begged for some water to wash himself, and when he was clean, the courtiers thought him so pretty and such a marvel that they ran to tell the king about him.

Arthur was very much surprised, but he desired them to send the little man up after dinner to see him, and the court tailor made haste at once to get ready a court suit for Tom, which did not take him long to make, there were so few stitches in it.

as soon as the king's great punch bowl was set on the royal table tom thumb was carried to see the monarch who was delighted with the little man tom walked on the king's hand and danced on the queen's he became a great favorite with arthur who made him a knight Such is the wonderful history of Tom Thumb, who did much good when he grew older, and thus proved that however small people are, they may be of use in the world.

Hi, it's Justin Schlegel, comedian, podcaster, and radio show host, and a guy that shouted with his father until he was 14 years old.

If you're spending time with an untaken podcast, know that you're dealing with the Jordan and Verd of playing the world's foremost game, Guess Who's Thumb.

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