Thornton Melon

He even admits like the first time he sees him, he's thinking about dropping out.

And to basically s- make sure that he doesn't make the same educational mistake that he made as a kid, uh, he, Thornton Melon, which also-

Great name

... incredible fucking character name.

Thornton Melon decides he's gonna go back to school and, you know, moves in with him and his son, creates this giant, uh, suite for those two, and their best friend, fucking Robert Downey Jr., as a baby in this movie.

Pre-gap tooth fix.

Yeah.

He's always after the slobs, you know?

[laughs] Yeah.

He plays young Thornton Melon in Back to School.

Yes.

Yes.

He's much better for us.

Or you, or you take back to school Rodney Dangerfield with, um, with, uh, Thornton Melon was the Rodney-

Yes

...

So, yeah.

Yeah, well, shout out to Thornton Mellon.

You know, we've already gone back to school this year, so we will have to, you know, we ought to factor in the kickbacks, too, if we're actually going to, you know, manufacture the widgets.

Next up, Mac and Charlie discuss why Frank would be wearing a raincoat when it's not actually raining.