This Little Piggy

Mm-hmm.

Well, the first category is This Little Piggy, and the girls have 69 minutes on the clock.

Good luck, and don't pork it up, honey.

This tells the story of where the piggy is going, to the market.

No girl would ever do it, and Drag Race works best when it's, like, stuff that actually pertains to drag, not just like, oh, this guest judge was available.

I like the song.

Well, what kind of piggy would you be? This little piggy goes to Burning Man, this little piggy goes to the L- the LAX, this little piggy goes to JFK.

This little piggy goes to the theater.

Oh, I gave him to Granddad Neil.

He wanted to teach him This Little Piggy.

Right, I think I'll go and get him.

He might need feeding.

Okay, let's do it.

This little piggy went to market, this little piggy came home.

This little piggy had roast beef.

Oh.

This little piggy had none.

Can I actually pick-

And this little piggy, I'm not done, cried, "wee, wee, wee" all the way home.

All the way home.

So let's-

The first category, of course, is This Little Piggy Went To, and it's just where these piggies go.

You have to come up with a pig look, and they go to all kinds of places.

Who are we starting off with first?

I believe Mocha's first.

Yes.

And this little piggy went to the pageant, and she has a winner little sash.

It's incredible.

How could they drag so much dirt into the house? Oh, I don't know.

Well, you know, those little kids, when they go to sleep, you know what they play? They play that game, This Little Piggy Went to Market.

Well, that's very nice.

Yeah, but they do it with real pigs all

yeah it's crazy um So they split the, so obviously they don't know the theme until after each runway.

So when they first found out what the first category was, first category was this little piggy.

And they have to start making their outfits or start getting ready.

It's basically this little piggy went to where, and that's how they started.

the one person like any i feel like this is a great challenge because it really shows who can like who can pull it together who can do who can be calm and do everything in time the one person who should never do this challenge is kimora hall Kimura Hall wouldn't even be ready by the time they do like the third runway

no literally

only her knows and yeah also interesting how the dichotomy of drag queens goes with the number of big breasts they got for the first category because this is also very interesting like you know selection of genetic yeah experiments

take your pick

No, don't say that.

You just look at it and everyone just says, all right, Cry Wolf, Little Red Riding Hood, Three Little Pigs, This Little Piggy, Sheep's Clothing.

It's like every contest.

People go through the same stupid cliches that have been done already.

Question three.

In the nursery rhyme This Little Piggy, where does the first piggy go? To

market.

Question four.

that was sensational.

Bad luck, but sensational.

Isn't it funny with the nursery rhyme, this little pig going to market.

Everyone just assumed he was going to have a nice day at the shops.

You can't black up any feet, though, could you? Draw faces, and you can do a- Yeah ...

This Little Piggy Went to Market.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

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Just doing anything.

This little piggy went to market.

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