Thing Two
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Search complete. 33 mentions across 13 episodes found for "Thing Two".
Oct 26, 2026
AustinShowHOST
How did he have time to have an affair? Yeah.
Hasan PikerHOST
But let's watch that Thing 1 and Thing 2 video, and you can make up your own mind.
QTCinderellaHOST
It's a rough watch.
QTCinderellaHOST
No, no, no.
Hasan PikerHOST
Well, you know what? Let's just play the video.
Hasan PikerHOST
There's a little bit of back and forth.
QTCinderellaHOST
Can I just say, regardless, affair, everything aside, I don't understand this because Ethan is Cat in the Hat and then we have Thing 1 and Thing 2 and then somebody else is Velma and I'm like, what is going on on this day? And that upsets me more than the
Will NeffHOST
affair.
Elias MorenoHOST
He'll address this Thing 1.
Elias MorenoHOST
Tamara dresses Thing 2.
Elias MorenoHOST
Now, this is going to be a very important thing that everybody's been talking about online, this whole Thing 1, Thing 2, right? This holds a lot of significance.
Elias MorenoHOST
Look at Ethan getting caught in the act.
Elias MorenoHOST
Thing 1 walks in the room, and the cat in the hat is balls deep in Thing 2.
Elias MorenoHOST
Look at this.
speaker_2UNKNOWN
Oh, shit!
1 HR 6 MINS LATER
Elias MorenoHOST
I'll show my bald spot and everything.
SamHOST
But I think as a kid, there was always, I think the fun aspects of the cat in the hat jumping around and just having a great time.
SamHOST
um thing one one and thing two were a bit of a thing when i was a kid i no pun intended um so i think i did i think as a kid there was definitely highlights the the pink the purple goo things like that it definitely stuck out but as an adult it's just there's none of that no
DeanHOST
i found it how do i say this carefully uh okay i'm going to give you i'm going to put this in um sort of metaphor simile thing okay Okay.
DeanHOST
And I'll say the words now.
27 MINS LATER
SamHOST
Nah, I can't stand it.
SamHOST
Don't like it.
SamHOST
Thing one and thing two, not redeemable at all.
SamHOST
I hated it.
SloanHOST
And he decided to put his wife as thing one.
SloanHOST
And yes, his side piece, Tamara, as thing two.
SloanHOST
Former employee of the H3 podcast.
SloanHOST
I'm assuming we won't be seeing much of her for a long time.
8 MINS LATER
speaker_7UNKNOWN
Yeah.
speaker_7UNKNOWN
Yeah.
Ethan KleinSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
And it turns out thing one and thing two references is like side pieces.
SloanHOST
Like, did you guys clock how uncomfortable he was? This person writes that loud.
Kellie RasberryHOST
Thing
AnaHOST
1 and Thing 2 are kind of creepy
Kellie RasberryHOST
too.
Kellie RasberryHOST
Yeah, they're creepy.
Andrew BarbatoVOICE_ACTOR
You're just in the path of the wrecking ball.
Brandon ZellmanVOICE_ACTOR
The what? The door! It's gone! And now thing two will build it back as something even better! Something? What is he building?
Andrew BarbatoVOICE_ACTOR
No idea.
Brandon ZellmanVOICE_ACTOR
Compromise! No, I...
Andrew BarbatoVOICE_ACTOR
No fish.
Andrew BarbatoVOICE_ACTOR
Thing one did.
Brandon ZellmanVOICE_ACTOR
And now thing two is going to replace it.
Brandon ZellmanVOICE_ACTOR
With what? Another compromise.
Cat in the HatHOST
You're just in the path of the wrecking ball.
FishHOST
The what? The door! It's gone! Then now thing two will build it back or something even better.
FishHOST
Something? What is he building?
Cat in the HatHOST
No idea.
Cat in the HatHOST
No fish.
Cat in the HatHOST
Thing one did.
FishHOST
And now thing two is going to replace it.
FishHOST
With what? Another compromise.
Andrew BarbatoHOST
You're just in the path of the wrecking ball.
Brandon ZellmanHOST
The what? The door! It's gone! And now thing two will build it back or something even better! Something? What is he building?
Andrew BarbatoHOST
No idea.
Brandon ZellmanHOST
Compromise! No, I...
Andrew BarbatoHOST
No fish.
Andrew BarbatoHOST
Thing one did.
Brandon ZellmanHOST
And now thing two is going to replace it.
Brandon ZellmanHOST
With what? Another compromise.
BenHOST
But Julia and Ezra?
StephHOST
Yes, definitely.
BenHOST
This was dedicated to the late Heath Ledger from 10 Things I Hate About You.
StephHOST
Which, kind of controversial going into this, because people, myself included, are like, she's just using her prior connections to get herself further in this game.
BenHOST
And so did Tatiana.
KatieHOST
...
KatieHOST
there were, like, 7,000 people dressed as Thing One and Thing Two, possibly Thing Three, unsure, unclear.
KatieHOST
There were, like, they kept multiplying.
KatieHOST
Every time they panned the camera, there were more of them.
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