Thighmaster

Yeah.

We have to talk about the Thighmaster.

That's exactly where I was going.

Oh, hey, great minds.

The TGIF connection with Suzanne Summers.

This woman owned Friday nights between her Thighmaster commercials and Step by Step.

I don't know.

Did your mom ever have it? Was it the Thighmaster that we started talking about? What did I just say? No, no, no, no.

So this, he's talked about it quite a bit.

It failed so much until it turned into a Thighmaster.

So they super niched this V-bar toner into all these exercise things just to a toner.

Thigh, what was it? Thighmaster.

They niched it down.

So that was my breakthrough here.

So they put sensors around your thighs and they monitor your thighs to see what's happening there.

I mean, who needs a Thighmaster? Well, isolating exactly what changes when the workplace shifts.

Now, standing and cycling were the first things to disappear on remote days, replaced mostly by sitting rather than rest.

Now, remote days also added about 14 minutes in bed, though the study wasn't designed to say whether the offsets of the whole movement drop in movement altogether.

Like, they're buying her...

Like, she's been with them for so long, she doesn't wanna be on TV or do the ThighMaster.

It's, it's y- I think everybody wants that person that they can have forever.

I think it's very hard to find in this town.

Now, I already told you you can't spot reduce your body parts.

I mean, anyone else have the Thighmaster? That didn't work, did it? Boy, did I try to make it work.

Same thing.

I want you to know that your core is your entire, from your shoulders all the way down to your hips, on the front, on the back, and on the sides of you.

You

couldn't kill your kids with a Thighmaster.

No, for God's sake, no.

Well, you could,

Which is also funny, we'll talk about, but he's, like, whooping ass as, like, a twink, like, for kind of ridiculous and pathetic that he's, like, he's, like, like, 5'9", 5'10", but, like, 1'10", like, heavy, like, he's, like, you know, like, Mortal Kombat-ing, like, you know, jumping on everybody, he's, like...

His thighs that are like, you know, probably, you know, hasn't done the Thighmaster or anything.

I

do love how, yeah, that J. Trevor Edmund plays this guy.

Her friend Tiff comes over to visit, bringing a bag full of all these ridiculous ass scene on TV fitness gadgets.

Including a spring-loaded Thighmaster that she attempts to use in bed, which violently slips, launches across the room like a projectile, and nearly shatters the bedroom window.

Yes.

The sheer physical comedy of the Flying Thighmaster was incredible.

But Tiff isn't just bringing useless gadgets.

She is bringing a much more dangerous distraction, a blind date set up.