The Vagenda

Hello, ladies.

Welcome back to Vagenda, where we ask the difficult questions.

Questions like, why is there one woman in every household who knows when the toothpaste is about to run out? Why does she know that someone's mom's birthday is next Thursday? Why does she know the pediatrician's name, the wifi password, where the extra batteries are, and that there are only four dishwasher pods left? And why, when another fully grown adult cannot locate an item inside the home, does he immediately report the disappearance to her? Today, I'm not your podcast host.

I'm an investigative journalist.

One is playing music and I can't find it to close it.

Anyways.

Ladies, after examining evidence, interviewing witnesses, spending an irresponsible amount of time in my group chats, here is the official Vagenda Field Report.

A girlfriend is not a personal assistant.