The Strangers: Chapter 3

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Dude, last time, do you know how close Strangers Chapter 1 and Strangers Chapter 3 came to being actual episodes you had to

do? That's insane.

Okay.

The ring has been thrown into Mount Doom.

We can go home on the backs of the eagles because we are talking about The Strangers Chapter 3 from 2026, earlier this year, which means we are finally done with this stupid, awful Strangers trilogy.

And we were joined by The Strangers correspondent, my dad, Todd Stacey.

Dad, how are

Just put it on while you're vacuuming.

Well, the point of this podcast is we're trying to create a master list of rules to survive any and all horror movies, no matter how terrible they are.

So we're going through the plot of The Strangers Chapter 3, beat by beat, decision by decision, to see if we need to add any new rules to our current list of 72 rules, which you can check out on our Blue Sky account at HowToHorror.

That's how the number two horror.

I didn't think it was awful.

This is Strangers Chapter 3 caliber bad of this year.

That is where it is.

It is down there.

So here's what's on the wheel today.

We got Predator, The Strangers Chapter 3, which has already been spun, Hannibal Rising, Resident Evil, 10 Cloverfield Lane, Paranormal Activity, which has also been spun, Tremors Episode 2, Shriek and Destroy, and The Thing.

Tony, go ahead and spin the wheel.

Spin.

Zero out of five.

Look, there's nothing redeemable about this film, and it made The Strangers Chapter 3 look like the fucking Godfather, and Champ knows I hated that movie.

This is just a god-awful movie.

If you're a fan of the X-Files, stick to the first movie.

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, today I have seen one Rennie Harden film in the cinema, which was The Strangers Chapter 3 earlier this year.

You weren't

enthusiastic about that one,

You'll enjoy Irma to her last dumb remark on My Friend Irma following CBS Radio Theater Monday night.

Now, back to Rocky Jordan with tonight's story, Strangers 3.

Angus Morgan was supposed to have died three months ago.

That's what the record said.

So that is the plan for next time.

Other things that are on the wheel as a reminder, Strangers Chapter 3, Resident Evil, 10 Cloverfield Lane, Pernal Activity, Tremors Episode 2, Shriek and Destroy, and The Thing.

So that's what we're looking at in the near future.

Josh, thank you so much for being on.