The secret carp

It, it, it couldn't have a better fit, okay? [laughs] So you need to get him in the magazine.

And, um, and they ordered the secret carp in the office and they read it.

And I just got this message saying, "We're gonna get Chris Yates in the magazine.

We're gonna do an interview with him, and you're gonna go and do it."

You know, I read a couple of copies, and I said, "Right, there's this angler, there's this guy, he fishes, called Chris Yates.

Chris Yates, Idler, it, it, it couldn't have a better fit.

Okay? [laughs] So you need to get him in the magazine." And, um, and they ordered The Secret Carp in the office, and they read it, and I just got this message saying, "We're gonna get Chris Yates in the magazine.

We're gonna do an interview with him, and you're gonna go and do it." And I was saying, "What?" I'd never had anything published before.