The Distorted View Show
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Oct 26, 2026
Tim HensonHOST
Da-day!
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Distorted View Daily proudly presents Saving Your Children's Souls from the Evils of Halloween.
James David ManningSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm standing here today and I'm reaching out for your children.
James David ManningSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
For their hearts, for their minds, for their little souls.
James David ManningSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
And I'm telling you today, ladies and gentlemen, Halloween has nothing to do with Jesus Christ.
James David ManningSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
You can't redeem Halloween.
Ric FlairSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson.
James David ManningSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
Welcome to
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Slate.
speaker_3SOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
I'm going to sell this piece of shit if it's the last thing I do.
Rodder PayHOST
It's Distorted View Daily.
Rodder PayHOST
Sponsored by TV listener Ropes of Nuts.
Rodder PayHOST
I'm going to fuck you and fuck you and butt your
Robert FagetAUDIENCE
ass.
Robert FagetAUDIENCE
The guy, he's in the dirty underwear or something.
Robert FagetAUDIENCE
I don't know.
Tim HensonHOST
Well, um, no promises of course.
Tim HensonHOST
Inconsistency is Distorted View's middle name.
Tim HensonHOST
Some shows are real stinkers.
Tim HensonHOST
Happy birthday, though, to this listener's boss.
Tim HensonHOST
Fuck her right in the pussy.
Rodder PayHOST
It's Distorted View Daily, sponsored by DV listener, Guinea Pig.
Tim HensonHOST
Rape my boy pussy.
Tim HensonHOST
Rape my boy pussy.
Tim HensonHOST
Well, that hasn't been happening for the past, I don't know, three or four weeks now.
Tim HensonHOST
Again, at first, I just thought, "No one's, no one's calling.
Tim HensonHOST
No one has anything to say." That does not bode well for the future of Distorted View Daily, but okay.
Tim HensonHOST
I'm rolling with the punches here.
Tim HensonHOST
And a woman pretends to be a teacher just to insult those fat, gay, virgin students.
Tim HensonHOST
All this plus your voicemails today on DV! [upbeat music] Distorted View Daily proudly presents great moments in obsessive compulsive disorders.
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I can never go to the bathroom without taking a shower afterwards.
speaker_2SOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
My shower rituals usually last anywhere from, like, an hour to three.
speaker_2SOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
So I use the toothbrush to go, uh, deeper, and I will keep doing that until it feels comfortable.
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I started realizing that Nidia was basically scraping herself inside out.
speaker_3SOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson.
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And I love the aftertaste of semen in my mouth.
Tim HensonHOST
[smooth jazz music]
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Distorted View Daily proudly presents an African American man on C-SPAN with the answer to all of our problems.
James David ManningSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
Now, how do I know that the white people know that we are going to come up with a solution to the problem? I know it because they have retina scans.
James David ManningSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
They have what they call racial profiling, DNA banks, and they're monitoring our people to try to prevent the one person from coming up with the one idea.
Tim HensonHOST
Coming up on the program today, Anderson Cooper goes full-on schizophrenic.
Tim HensonHOST
Plus, one radio host is very concerned with royal race mixing, slathering sausage gravy and fried chicken on your naked body, and the poop train finally leaves the station.
speaker_3NARRATOR
It's The Distorted View Show with Tim Henson.
Tim HensonHOST
Ah.
Tim HensonHOST
No word on when that will possibly occur.
Tim HensonHOST
So stick with Distorted View daily.
Tim HensonHOST
We may have an update for you in the coming weeks and months.
Tim HensonHOST
That, my friends, is your Distorted News for Wednesday.
Tim HensonHOST
Check it.
Tim HensonHOST
[upbeat music] Distorted View Daily proudly presents Finding the Crazy Neighbor Lady, Picking Your Rhubarb.
speaker_1SOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
Why don't you grow your own?
speaker_2SOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
This is not your fucking property.
speaker_1SOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
They gotta catch up to you.
speaker_2SOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
You've given me fucking trouble before, bitch.
speaker_3SOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson.
Tim HensonHOST
I'm a sucker for other people's pain.
Dr. PhilVOICE_ACTOR
Yeah, and I'm not gonna be gentle.
Unicorn HamsterAUDIENCE
It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson.
AllisonVOICE_ACTOR
It's just a fun thing.
Norman WicksSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
Hot Dog and Jambo will not be seen this morning so that we may bring you the following:
Tim HensonHOST
Next up, we got an email from Mead the following day.
Tim HensonHOST
I think Mead was binging Distorted View daily, and he's just, like, replying to every time I mention him.
Tim HensonHOST
I look forward to more messages [laughs] coming in.
Tim HensonHOST
This email is titled, uh, Yankee Doodle.
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Tim HensonHOST
I...
Tim HensonHOST
Let, let me...
Tim HensonHOST
Distorted View regrets the error.
Tim HensonHOST
It, uh...