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This week on The Beaverton, David Eby calls an election just two years into his term.

Eby says the best way to respond to Trump's trade war is by kicking the shit out of the B.C. conservatives while they're down.

Influencer Clavicular announces plans to pivot content towards jail-maxing.

And Danielle Smith sets the Guinness World Record for longest wink recorded after saying she hopes Albertans will vote no on the separation referendum.

That's right, it's time to make fun of the news once again on The Beaverton Weekly Report.

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You are listening to The Beaverton, North America's trusted source of news.

This week on the Beaverton.

Canadians look forward to discovering how the Pearson Airport experience could possibly get worse.

People wanting to support Macklemore for his brave stance on Palestine try to find ways to do that other than listening to his music.

And Kash Patel removes bestiality as an automatic disqualifier for FBI agents.

Agents will need to come up with a good explanation for why they engaged in bestiality, like I was bored or I live in Arkansas.

That's right, it's time to make fun of the news once again on the Beaverton Weekly Report.

Welcome back to the show, everyone.

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The Beaverton, which is the Canadian... letter or a news source said um had their article was like tim curry's dead and we've gathered an eccentric group of high net worth individuals to figure out who did it i didn't

Oh my gosh, that's so good.

I literally had to avoid after I was like, this weekend I'm getting together with some friends and having a big gay celebrity rewatch of a bunch of things.