Thagomizer

And yes, that tail weapon has a fantastic name.

They're called Thagomizers.

The Thagomizers, brought to us by a funny newspaper comic long ago.

That's how they got their name.

Now, you guys, that one is our cool Stegosaurus.

And one of them is pointing to the slide and goes...

This is a Thagomizer, so named after the late Thag Simmons.

Just wonderful.

I need to check out a book of Farside comics from the library, like I did with Calvin and Hobbes comics last year, and I just read a bunch of them.

Now, Ugg, Hunt, unimpeded.

Use Thagomizer.

Off the rails.

Now, a lot of people might think Mr. Morgan would be the clear winner, yeah, because of the youth and determination, but, yeah, I don't know, man.