Texas Chainsaw 3D

Warning, spoilers are ahead.

If you don't want to inherit the spoilers from us, then I suggest you take a trip to your TV and watch Texas Chainsaw 3D.

After that, crawl right back into the nightmare, check out this review.

Released January 4th, 2013, directed by John Luessenhop, written by Adam Marcus, who also worked on Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

I didn't pay attention.

Yeah.

It's, it's Texas Chainsaw or Texas Chainsaw 3D.

Huh.

He plays Grandpa Sawyer.

Now, he played grandpa again 39 years later in Texas Chainsaw 3D in 2013.

Didn't have to do the makeup for that one.

[laughs]

Don't, don't let kids raise your robots.

But you know, he doesn't really fully wanna commit to killing things 'cause, like, until Texas Chainsaw Massacre and he sees that it makes the kids happy.

'Cause, like, when they're trying to force him to stab the unicorn and say, "This is for Tupac," like he's like, "Uh, yes, I kinda just wanna sing the Buddy song.

[laughs] You guys kinda wanna just...

The rest of the kids had no idea, but that kid was clearly trying to be hipper than the rest.

Okay.

But are kids that age watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 and watching the face be put over the other face and, like, laughing like that? Or are they gonna be like, "That's kinda cool"? Well, what...

What do you mean, "That's kinda cool"? [laughs] You know, they're gonna be laughing like- They're not gonna be...

3D.

For me, it's going to be Texas Chainsaw 3D.

Mostly because out of all of them, out of all of them, that one, it aged poorly.

The CGI is bad.

But that's what's at number seven for me.

Tawan, what's at number seven for you?

My number seven is Texas Chainsaw 3D.

Yeah, as I kind of said, this one, it just didn't age well, especially when you think about the inconsistencies in regards to the timeline of it all.

Spiral.

Texas Chainsaw 3D.

Okay.

Because there was that one, and there was also My Bloody Valentine 3D.

True.

She was in Texas Chainsaw 3D.

It's coming right at you.

And also, she's all that.

Yeah, and then there's Leatherface, and then there's...

Is it Chainsaw 3D? So many fucking bad...

Chainsaw 3Ds, yeah,

yeah.

Truly one of the worst franchises of

what I'm saying.

That first Texas Chainsaw 3D is technically a recall.

And it was more, it wasn't good, but it was in line with the franchise.

The Scream recall was in line with the Scream franchise.

he remind me of the original? No.

He kind of reminded me a bit more of the one from the O3 remake.

Or Texas Chainsaw 3D.

Kind of in that same vein.