Tau

It's not even this guy.

Also, you know, the first comment you ever left on a video I did was just Tau Usi, which to be fair, I did kind of start that.

It was the Usi era.

I was watching my friends play Gears E.D. and they're playing on the hardest difficulty so it's like two minutes of gameplay restart two minutes gameplay restart two minutes gameplay and then you finally get through it and it's like five minutes of gameplay and then a cutscene and then five more minutes gameplay and then a cutscene it looks weird to me it looks weird it's

That's true.

Earthcast is another S tier.

You get to make weapons of mass destruction for the Tau Va.

Or be a cool medical guy.

As we covered in our last episode, Trazen hasn't spent a lot of time making friends across the galaxy, preferring instead to read his favorite book, How to Alienate People and Make Enemies, A Guide to Stealing Your Neighbor's Shit.

But his most everlasting and infamous rivalry isn't with an entire Eldari craft world, Tau Sept, or Space Marine chapter, but with his fellow Necron overlord and the infamous in his own right, Kryptek Chronomancer Oricon the Diviner, a rivalry that grew out of their differing ideologies about the past and their agendas for the future, for they are essentially written and designed as polar opposites." Trazen's obsession over collecting and cataloging historical artifacts, many of which can unweave the very fabric of the universe, often vexes Orakhan, who is forever looking forward and drawing connections around his personal zodiacs and spells to manipulate the schemes of the future.

And just to be clear, we're not talking about the, like, 13 zodiac signs we know.

We're using the term zodiac to mean, like, constellation or, like, reading the future of the stars.

Necrons can travel faster than light.

They don't do it with the warp.

Nobody knows how they do it except maybe the Tau.

The Tau are actually Necrons.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

All right, but for reals, for reals, we are here to talk about the Tau Empire.

Warbeard's 40K is going to dive into the Xenos of the Segmentum Obscurus.

No, they're in the eastern fringe.

And beneath all of that is possibly the most subtly evil empire in all of Warhammer 40k.

Well, like we like to say on this channel, there's no such thing as good guys.

The Tau sits on a point in the spectrum that is perhaps less evil, but still evil.

They would be, in D&D terms, old D&D terms, they'd be lawful evil.