Tanking

And I have a long history of understanding tanking, understanding how to feel during it, understanding what the rules are, understanding that you as an Eagles fan are not used to it.

So I want to help.

And I came up with, Jack, the Constitution of Tanking with 10 articles of the Constitution of Tanking.

Well, again, last time you made a list.

It didn't go over well? No, no,

The defense didn't allow that to happen, but we could have gotten it because the offense was looking good.

We could say, oh, moral victory.

The second article of the Constitution of Tanking is root for wins during the game but accept losses afterwards so i'm not telling you while you're even though i think that losses are better for the team because we get better draft pick not just a better first round pick better second round pick better third round pick during the game you should be rooting for them to win but as soon as it's over you should accept the loss

And I have a long history of understanding tanking, understanding how to feel during it, understanding what the rules are, understanding that you as an Eagles fan are not used to it.

So I want to help.

And I came up with, Jack, the Constitution of Tanking with 10 articles of the Constitution of Tanking.

Well, again, last time you made a list.

It didn't go over well? No,

The defense didn't allow that to happen, but we could have gotten it because the offense was looking good.

We could say, oh, moral victory.

The second article of the Constitution of Tanking is root for wins during the game but accept losses afterwards so i'm not telling you while you're even though i think that losses are better for the team because we get better draft pick not just a better first round pick better second round pick better third round pick during the game you should be rooting for them to win but as soon as it's over you should accept the loss