Taipan

I mean, you posted it, so I guess I can ask.

What the fuck was that with that Taipan, bro?

Hmm?

The coastal?

Yeah, I know a few of those.

So, yeah, a mistake happened.

A coastal Taipan four-footer shot out of that cage.

Bro.

But when it comes to the money, cast your mind back three years or so under the Albanese government.

Remember when the Ukraine wanted to take our Taipan helicopters that we refused to let them and we scrapped

them? Yeah.

We remember when they wanted our Hawkeye, I'll call them infantry fighting vehicles, we wouldn't, oh, they had something wrong with their brakes.

people that know.

Yeah, like an inland Taipan and stuff.

Especially, I think the big problem is a lot of people that keep snakes and stuff like that, they're living in apartment buildings.

Or they're living in a basement apartment with a family above them and then they've got...

Even like Bo Waters did run up to have a crack at him and even Bo looked like I just got to keep my distance.

It's like trying to grab a Taipan snake or something like that.

Make out as though you want to have a crack at it, but you're always out of reach.

I'm fairly sure 2005 you lose a grand final.

We even had Aunt Lumen help us bring some themes.

It is called a, is it Taipans?

No, Inland Taipans.

Inland Taipans Cool Down, a meditation for big energy.

Inland Taipans can kill 100 people with their venom.

Okay.

So you read the first bit.

This thing is massive, like literally thousands of pages.

It's like if you stacked Shogun on top of Taipan, but like the hardcover versions with the large print.

oh damn okay it's pretty hefty um but no it's a you know leather bound with the silk you know page marker um like it was a piece of finery at one point uh it is since decayed um like the leather is cracked there's you know the pages are worn to the point that he would possibly ruin them just by touching them but um Yeah, by all accounts, it is a book.

And I'm sorry, did you say it was open or is it closed

Australia.

Taipan, Taiwan, you know.

I, I got, I got...

Well, you said it.

It was just so good.

Uh, their- Taipan is the next book in the Asian saga, and they're not related.

It's just the same author, historical fiction.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

are we going to go there? Are we, babe? I think

so, Taipan.

Now, I wanted to present Wampy with something very special.

Oh, you got a gift for him too.

The Inland Tapir.

Taipan, have a look at that.

The inland Taipan, the world's most venomous snake, is native to which country?

Taipan.

Taipan, I'd go

India, just because...

It

sounds Asian.