Tai Lung

He beats Syndrome.

He beats Tai Lung.

He beats everybody.

He beats everybody from How to Train Your Dragon.

I think Tai Lung is better than him.

I also like Tai Lung better than Shen Woo.

Yeah, no.

Yeah, see, these guys are calling for the propaganda though.

And then, um, and he, he says the film taking, it takes place i- i- in China.

And, and he says, "Tai Lung, the evil warrior." And then he, he says, "Limbs over.

Deep in the heart of ancient China, the evil Tai Lung has escaped from prison, and he, and he's r- r- i- trying to, to take revenge on the land, and only the chosen one, the Dragon Warrior, can stop him." And then Po says, "Excellent," that commercial.

And then Jack Black says, "Oh, yeah, me, baby." And he says he plays Po, and that he's not exactly, uh, what, what you expect the Dragon Warrior to look like, but with a, with a little training.

And then he says h- Po will be ready to g- ready to give some Tai Lung butt.

butt.[laughs] You remember every detail.

Is that cool?

Yeah

... like, he has Tai Lung, who's, like, deeply evil and, like, wants the Dragon Warrior scroll for himself.

Mm-hmm.

And, like, Po is, like, his, like, Padawan.

He's a good scary villain.

And Tai Lung was goated.

Is that the first one?

Yeah.

No, he wasn't.

Tai Lung?

Yes, he was.

He was boring.

Number-

I- Ian, Ian McShane was Tai Lung in, in, in Kung Fu Panda?

Yeah.

Huh.

Yep.

Tai Lung.

Tai Lung.

So it's gonna be Tai Lung versus Kai.

Awesome.

Tai Lung.

Uh, Auto, WALL-E, the, the wheel.

Awesome.