Surf Ninjas

yeah exactly it was like uh because i i'll watch my immortal combat tv show and it's all just chicks in bikinis because they knew like what's the target audience of this it's like well it's 13 year old boys right and so you can have an ad where it's just like you know tonight these sexy ninjas and blah blah blah and then they it's awesome i miss that i like sexy ninjas i do too i always thought it was childish

hey y'all remember surf ninjas yeah fuck yeah dude yeah i listened

to the soundtrack oh yeah that was that we're watching that next

Surf Ninjas.

It's the story of these kids who get booted from their country by this evil dude.

Now they're growing up in L.A. And their life's one major vacation.

Welcome back to Paranormal Payphone, where we always answer after midnight.

I am Steve, and I'm joined here by an extra from the movie, Surf Ninjas.

Brandon, how are we doing here today? What a pull.

You like that? Yeah, yeah.

Bah, bah, bah.

There you go, there you go.

Did you, were you a Surf Ninjas host? Not really.

Okay.

Yeah, that too.

And Surf Ninjas.

Oh, yeah.

People are like, what are you talking about?

So I've been always wanted a thing.

So if you're an 80s kid, you would have known the movie Surf Ninjas.

So Earl Reyes Jr., he was also Donatello or one of the characters in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

My

brother actually just met Bernie the other day.

No kidding.

So in Surf Ninjas, he drove in a 74.

So

one of the best video game movies I've ever seen in my life.

Now I'm not saying the video games in this movie are great, but

this,

this movie horror movie with the incorporation of video games is, If I had to give you three consecutive for like a fuck, marry, kill with video games in it that's horror related, I want you to give me an answer for each one of them.

So you're going to fuck, marry, kill, and these are your three choices.

You ready?

I'll give it to you because House of the Dead does have a lot of really good-looking women in it.

Yeah, and it's a super fun time and whatever.

would it would it have helped if he did the thing did the thing with the uniform i saw a guy on x or twitter who who did it who rotoscoped all that on or maybe he ai did on but uh yeah

I mean, it would have, you know, like I think somebody was using the analogy of like, if you have a show called Surf Ninja, that ninja is going to surf at the end of the pilot.

And the longer you wait for this ninja to surf, it's going to be a problem.

And I kept thinking, yeah, at the end of the pilot for fucking Knight Rider, Michael Knight gets behind the wheel of an AI car and uses it to fight crimes and jump over shit.

You know Tone Monk was in Blink Trek?

Yeah, he was also in Surf Ninjas.

Was he really? Yeah.

He's the black guy.

In Surf Ninjas.

How do you not know that? I don't remember.

I remember Three Ninjas.

I'm trying to recall Surf Ninjas.

He's not going to, but...

You should name it Surf Ninjas 4.

There's not even a second or third one.

Is there not?

Yeah,

it is.

I fucking love Surf Ninjas.

Let's abandon our lives to become Surf Ninjas.