Super Mario Bros.

It's bananas.

If you, if you're into sort of so bad it's good, uh, mentality, you gotta see Super Mario." No one is saying that about Double Dragon, right? Oh my God, have you seen what a disaster show this is? Yeah, it's, it's a, just a perfectly competent video game adaptation.

And so that, that's the, the reason it just kind of faded in history, right? It's just unmemorable.

Yeah, and-

Well, they- yeah, they have too much going on.

There's too many ingredients, right? Because there, there's a central ...

The, the, the core problem I think that video game adaptations often have is that there's some insistence on Hollywood producers' part to disregard the source material.

Mm-hmm.

Last year.

Isn't it? Judgment Day, isn't it? What'd you think of the Mario Brothers movie?

Super Mario Brothers, that also came out last year.

Oh, The Rocketeer.

Only 1991 movies we can recall.

Actually employed as a plumber in his youth.

Which English actor played Mario? In the 1993 Super Mario Brothers movie.

I don't know.

Robbie Coltrane.

That's good.

Question number two, video game movies.

Actually employed as a plumber in his youth, which English actor played Mario in the 1993 Super Mario Brothers movie?

I'll just have to have a guess.

Yeah.

Like, 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie is, like, one of the greatest sci-fi movies of all time.

What are you fucking talking about?

Okay, I don't know if I can follow you there, but...