get it syringed?

Yeah, I had to go and get it like proper.

But it was like 10 days later, I was like, why is this not clearing? And I started to, I was looking online and that and I was starting to go like, oh, sometimes people just go deaf.

What do you mean? Like, there's like, and sure, I shouldn't have been on Reddit, but stories of people who are just like being like, this happened to me and three months later, it still hasn't cleared up.

I don't know what to do.

I'm going mad.

Right.

What else would you like to plug for

Yeah, I'm the wife.

You're the wife in Mad Men.

I'm cleaning up.

For example, I almost died when I moved over to New York because she had a sofa that she refused to get rid of.

And that sofa was making me so allergic that I could barely breathe.

Now, I've never had allergies in the UK.

And I moved to New York and New York was like, hey, we're going to fuck you up.

Hayley,

'Cause then the bed can just be for sleeping.

Well, there's the episode of It's Always Sunny where Dennis always tries to wangle it so he doesn't have to end up in the, um, the moist patch of the bed.

Lily.

I have to send my mum an invitation to say, "Esther and Lily have said, 'Can you join the Knackered Slags Club?'" [laughs]

But he'd probably helped some other people earn some money like that as well.

So it is to do with the McDonald's Monopoly thing.

The gnat helped him get the winning game pieces, and they were distributing them round to people and saying, "If you want the million dollar one, you've gotta pay me 100 grand.

Here it is." Which is a real thing that happened in the '90s with the McDonald's-

Is this something to do with the recess- it's something to do with Europe, and, like, the Eurozone, and the collapse of the Greek economy?

Bowie Way.

So he used a Greek newspaper as part of a low-key disguise when moving around in public, especially in New York and London.

The idea was that if someone thought that they'd spotted Bowie, the sight of him carrying a Greek language paper would make them second-guess themselves, assume he was just an ordinary Greek man who happened to resemble David Bowie.

This was not working out how I'd hoped.

You're not looking each other in the eyes, are you? 'Cause you're side by side, and it's sort of like you do another activity, you don't have to look each other in the eyes.

It makes it easier to sort of have that heart to heart.

'Cause I think, uh, you know, often people talk about that with men.

[pottery smashing]

I went, I went to the cinema the other day, and I said, "Can I have a large popcorn and a large drink, please? I'll have a Coke and a salted popcorn." They put it through, and they said, "What drink is it?" I just told you, Coke.

Stuart, it is over to you.

Now, this question has been sent in by Hannah Williams.

Thank you, Hannah.

Where would you regularly hear phrases like hips and lips, man hands, duck tails, and pockets? And what actions do they encourage? So that's where would you regularly hear phrases like hips and lips, man hands, duck tails, and pockets? And what actions do they encourage?

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... which, of course, is the only g- search site you should be using.

Uh, I would say go on to stuartlaws.com. Sign up to my mailing list because I truly believe that we need to, uh, as creators, be less reliant on these platforms that are controlled by huge corporations, and that the best way for people to, uh, follow comedians is to get onto their mailing list so they get a direct email every month or so giving, like, information on where people are going.

So you should do it for Ed.

That's on my, um, bucket list.

Do it, but it gave him a migraine so bad, it was on the last day of the first year of his university, and he couldn't say goodbye to everyone as they were all leaving.

They had to be led one by one into his room, which had all the curtains pulled, complete darkness-

Wow.

Then it comes back to the studio, and Chloe's watching it being like, "Okay.

Yeah, all right.

Yeah, okay.

Not bad.