Respect.

Dude, do we as a species as like humans? I was thinking about this when I was walking my dog where I was like, dude, as at night, I had my flashlight in my dog and I was like, dude, I'm so safe from the world right now.

Like you said, there's no lions out here or alligators that are going to freaking come and gank me.

I'm like, that's so sick.

But then I thought about it deeper.

I was like, I'm responsible for none of that.

I'm like, dude, if a coyote came up or whatever, I was like, thank God I have my flashlight.

I want to go with you.

honestly it sounded to me like he was mansplaining to her why she got lost

yo what up just quick question um If you could customize the songs or pick the songs that a drummer boy would play in a civil war, like implement like fucking Thunderstruck played by a drummer boy or they're carrying a jukebox for their crew to march on to war with, what would you guys pick? I'd probably pick Cold as Ice or like fucking maybe something from Pitbull.

Hmm.

confuse the hell out of them or like maybe even like go very left field play some hardcore dubstep discombobulate their ears yeah what would you guys pick later

Like this?

In a restaurant, and they do that, I'm out.

Damn.

I'm gone.

What, what don't you trust about it? I'd rather have them stand the whole time.

But what, what's...

Is it too floppy? You know, I think it's too pseudo Eastern psychology for me.

Yeah.

yeah exactly they're like oh it's christmas i'm like dude you should be working that's america for sure so do your impending fatherhood

Yeah, dude, I'm fired up, bro.

It's kind of tough because being a dad, it's sort of been limiting me already.

People have an idea of who I should be, what, you know, I should be doing, where my priorities are at.

But at the night they put in a new Metro train stop by my apartment place and I'm mooned at night and it's just me.

And the thing is like, dude, I'll invite my boys.

Like I hit you guys up.

Wear nothing but mesh shorts.

Not in this moment.

But, uh, Strider, Fast and the Furious for you.

Oh.

When did it take you by storm?

[sighs] You know, I think it was just I loved it at first sight.

Like, I was like, "This movie is a banger." I think, like, number one is legit an amazing-ass movie, and it's, like, basically Point Break, which is also an amazing-ass movie.

I remember wa- staying home, like, watching...

Mm