Steven Wright
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Sep 11, 2026
Fred GreeneHOST
Yeah.
Jim HopkinsGUEST
Uh, as the, as the comedian Steven Wright said, there's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
Fred GreeneHOST
[laughs]
Jim HopkinsGUEST
There's a fine line between practicing and just whacking balls into a field like an idiot.
Tom RocheHOST
But I wouldn't want to paint it,
Mike LordHOST
as Stephen Wright said.
Mike LordHOST
Give the credit.
Tom RocheHOST
Frank said, having finally listened to Strictly Ink, my first thought is that every song would be vastly improved with Ray Wilson, Phil, or Peter handling the vocals.
Aaron RandHOST
Great classic bit.
Aaron RandHOST
Remember Steven Wright? Here you go.
Steven WrightSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
Last night I was in a bar, and I walked up to this beautiful woman, and I said, "Do you live around here often?"
Jennifer StewartADVERTISER
[laughing]
Rick VerbanasHOST
Right? Uh, although I love, I love the, uh...
Rick VerbanasHOST
You remember, uh, Steven Wright, comedian Steven Wright?
Bob LuciusHOST
For sure, yeah.
Rick VerbanasHOST
I mean, he's still around.
Rick VerbanasHOST
And one of my favorites is that, uh- Uh, my birth c- he's, uh, [laughs] I know when I'm gonna die.
Rick VerbanasHOST
My birth certificate came with an expiration date.
Bob LuciusHOST
[laughs] Oh, Steven Wright.
Rick VerbanasHOST
[laughs]
Ted LeitnerHOST
As they used to say in Bartle and James commercials, thank you for your attention.
Ted LeitnerHOST
Can we raise the tenor a little bit and the humor also? Do you know who Stephen Wright is? Stephen Wright is, I don't use the word genius very much.
Ted LeitnerHOST
Let's just say he's different from any stand-up comedian ever.
Ted LeitnerHOST
And he's been doing this, a kid from Boston, and he's been doing this, I'm sure you've seen him or you'll know him when you see him, with the bushy hair and that slow delivery and writes everything, doesn't tell jokes.
Ted LeitnerHOST
I didn't take an oath of office or an oath to defend the Constitution, but like all of us in this country, we should do it because we're Americans and we owe the people who died defending that Constitution that we stand up and risk whatever we have to risk to shoot our mouth off and call out what's being done by this wacko.
Ted LeitnerHOST
Now to the lighter side and
speaker_2UNKNOWN
comedian Stephen Wright.
speaker_2UNKNOWN
I like to aggravate the
Mike BinderHOST
So of her own.
Mike BinderHOST
She kind of reminds me of if Stephen Wright were a demented chick.
Mike BinderHOST
That's the best I can say.
Mike BinderHOST
But she's getting millions of views on her clips and she's just selling out everywhere.
Bruce NolanHOST
But we're just going to see.
Bruce NolanHOST
Daniel, I got your email about the Stephen Wright piece.
Bruce NolanHOST
I have it pinned and ready to go.
Bruce NolanHOST
I just haven't had an opportunity to listen to it yet.
Robb SpewakHOST
Susan Wright? Susan Wright.
Robb SpewakHOST
Or Stephen Wright, their comedian.
Robb SpewakHOST
I think Susan was one of the parents.
Robb SpewakHOST
Oh,
Heath SoloHOST
I couldn't remember a damn character from that.
Heath SoloHOST
I was going to say Stephen Wright
AndyHOST
or
Heath SoloHOST
whatever.
AndyHOST
Jeffrey Wright.
AndyHOST
Stephen Wright's like the ball boy comedian.
AndyHOST
He would have been entertaining as hell in Westworld.
Heath SoloHOST
See, I guess I was watching the wrong show.
Ross StevensonHOST
Yeah.
Ross StevensonHOST
What was that, Stephen Wright? Where was that? You hurt bad? You ever been hurt good? That's a movie, I reckon.
Ross StevensonHOST
Hey, Geoff and Louis, stay on the line.
Ross StevensonHOST
We're very, very keen, but the six o'clock bulletin is upon us.
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