Steve the Pirate

Opened at number one at the box office.

It was written and directed by Ross and Marshall Thurber, starring Vince Vaughn as Peter LeFleur, Christine Taylor as Kate Veach, Ben Stiller as White Goodman, Rip Torn as Patches O'Houlihan, Justin Long as Justin, Steven Root as Gordon, Joel David Moore as Owen, Chris Williams as Dwight, Alan Tudyk as Steve the Pirate, Hank Azaria as young Patches O'Houlihan, Lance Armstrong as Lance Armstrong.

Chuck Norris as Chuck Norris.

William Shatner as William Shatner.

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Steve the Pirate.

No, come on.

Now you're

Isn't it?

Steve the Pirate.

Oh, oh, oh.

Wasn't he in Knight's Tale 2?

Yeah, and he's Steve the Pirate.

Yeah, anyways.

Alan Tadek or something.

I love that guy.

Steve the Pirate.

He's just amazing in everything he does.

The next thing I wrote down is just the instructional video on how to play dodgeball is so bad it has not aged well.

And he just gives up and leaves the team right before the finals.

Like, his big chance to kind of win it and get back at his archenemy and all that, I just, he's not a good character.

Yeah, like, I have big problems with, like, the three big, like, character redemption arcs here with, like, with Vince Vaughn's character, with Steve the Pirate, with Al Dutty's character, and Justin Long's character.

Like, Steve the Pirate like vince vaughn yells at him once he's like you're not a pirate walks away then he has big emotional thing about it gets a milkshake thrown at him he's in las vegas people are dressed as pirates everywhere in las vegas

He [laughs] was very thick.

And, um, he goes, "You're Steve the Pirate." [laughs]

[laughs] That's his, that's his opener.

Yeah.

Ah

... a Marlboro Man dressed as a fireman.

And then in come another three, four, five, six, seven guys, uh, all with different tools, uh, manly tools in their hands, and talking about Steve the Pirate and Dodgeball.

And they said, "We're gonna have to break your door down anyway 'cause we made the trip."

... show.

And it was hard for me to even watch it because the only thing that I could see when I first w- started watching it with him was, um, Steve the Pirate from-

Yeah

... f- uh, DodgeBall.

So I was like...

But then, you know, I f- I started watching that show and I was like, "Oh, he's, he's, he's very good." But the first thing, I was like, "Who...

Why the fuck is Steve the Pirate in this?" [laughs]

[laughs]

Yeah.

Number two, Steve the Pirate from Dodgeball.

Alan Tudyk, again.

And number one is fucking Roland.

And the things that she had to go through and who saved her, her father.

And she's in, she's in this like pirate Steve's guild where there is no, what is it? No love or no loyalty amongst thieves.

Right.

Um, so, um, You kind of learn that early on, and I'm in the midst of the early parts of the story, but the writing is so damn good, and the graphics are ridiculous.

Dodgeball reference.

We need a pirate Steve.

We need a pirate Steve.

Steve the pirate.

We need a guy to come in the last minute.

Surprise everybody.

did.

It's the best, though, whenever he opens the treasury.

Well, I...

Pirate Steve, I see you in the chat.

They said, I don't care if it's 60 or not.

I won't be renting it for $100 because that's essentially what you're doing with digital games.