Steve McQueen

1922, again, The Hound of the Baskervilles.

1958, Steve McQueen's The Blob.

Shit.

1982, Endangered Species.

A lot, a lot of protein, a lot of, you know, high, high quality vitamins and minerals.

And then if you get the right hormones, you're off to the races and you're back to what we used to be, you know, being Steve McQueen and John Wayne.

Um, b- but I, I, I'm not a scientist like you or a doctor like you, but I can look it up.

You said, oh, you've seen 21-year-olds.

Yeah.

But, you know, the funny thing is, Steve McQueen's kids or grandkids were, like, friends with them or something.

Uh-huh.

So, of course, you had these, like, tan, gorgeous...

Fuck you.

They make so many different... sub models of models of bike the idea of something being a special edition or one year only or whatever right but i was following in traffic yesterday a um a triumph scrambler 1200 and it was kind of military greenish and i was like oh is that the the steve mcqueen one and i kept looking

at it and looking at it and looking was it a thruxton

No, it was a Scrambler 1200, like with the high pipes and everything.

Okay.

But because of the color and everything, I was like, oh, is that the Steve McQueen thing or whatever? And ultimately, I was like, I can't even fucking tell if it is or isn't.

I mean, it looks like one from this distance, but I can't really find it.

And then I thought, if it was a Steve McQueen, who fucking cares then? What's the fucking point? If it doesn't have any extra performance, and aesthetically, even someone super tuned in like me is like, what's the difference between a Steve McQueen edition and just a green Triumph 1200 Scrambler? It makes me think about all the people that paid the premium for the Steve McQueen, and I'm like, This is functionally, like, even for people that are tuned in for it, the return, like, the value just isn't there.

I think he's one of those actors that needs to be in a certain type of role in a certain type of production.

There's no question he does not have the charisma of the traditional Steve McQueen or Mel Gibson action star role.

Thank you for mentioning Mel Gibson, because that's the one that came to mind with this Mad Max-esque film.

Right.

You got to get real non-processed food, a lot of protein, a lot of high-quality vitamins and minerals.

And then if you get the right hormones, you're off the races and you're back to what we used to be, being Steve McQueen and John Wayne.

But I'm not a scientist like you or a doctor like you, but I can look it up.

You said, oh, you've seen 21-year-olds.

It's, it's got a lot of, like, um...

You've got in the notes as a Steve McQueen movie.

It's like that.

It also reminds me of, like, Speedway Squad-

Um.

Uh, d- d- just so you, you read like a dev diary.

Like they have it on like PlayStation.com or whatever, and they're just like, "Yeah, we really wanted this to be like a Steve McQueen thing."

Yeah, middle-

The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be brought to you by the Schaeffer Award Theater and will not star Natalie Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia.

The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal.

The revolution will not get rid of the nubs.