Steve Burns

That's right.

We're also on Steve Burns' TV show.

We're on Steve Burns' show.

Sullivan and Son.

Yeah.

I'm literally doing this.

With no mic, there's no cord And I get off stage and my agent was like What the fuck, what was this? I go, I don't know, I don't know And I come down to the cellar And it's on But there's no sound So I'm like, thank God All the comics around, Steve Burns right next to me Everybody's watching, I'm on TV Steve Burns

a good guy

Great guy, but nobody's around Someone put the fucking closed caption Oh, shut your cock.

It's No Brains, No Lightbulbs, a Trivia Mafia podcast.

Sean, are you familiar with Steve Burns? No.

Well, your brother Steve had a birthday recently, as we talked about once upon a time in this podcast.

He was not the only Steve to have a birthday recently.

Steve Burns also had a birthday last week, and we celebrated him at Trivia Mafia with a round.

Steve Burns was the host of Blue's Clues.

He's Steve from Blue's Clues.

So this round is called Blue's Clues.

So the people that did the auditions got to act alongside who?

Got to act alongside Kimmy Robertson and Steve Burns.

Yeah, so Kimmy, I think, played Bosco, and Steve played Buford.

And Steve used his Rodney voice for Buford, which is kind of like the Rebel Rouser sheep, as he's described.

Yep.

But yeah, that was quite fun.

And then we had a small panel with Jenny and Katie and Steve Burns called Bean Rodney and Mitch.

Just them kind of sharing a little bit, working in the studio together, sharing some stories there.

Yeah, and he didn't say anything to me.

I don't have a Steve Burns story, but other comics were like, hey, man, watch out what you're doing physically because that's like a Dane thing.

And New York is a very standstill.

Well, I don't even necessarily know what you mean.

Like, we click really well on that.

But he gets, like... [laughs] We make fun of him because, uh, Steve Burns on the road with us a lot, too.

Mm-hmm.

And we love to watch him eat when he's hungry because he literally...

[laughs]

And it was so funny.

And like I saw, and I was told, Steve Burn, that story as we were driving.

And he's like, "Dude, you gotta try that in the hour." He's like, "That's funny."

Oh.

Steve Burns, 53.

He is Blue's Clues, man.

Blue?

Not the scariest thing possible.

Not, "Well, Jessica, I need to be known, so I'm going to share my deepest, darkest secret with Steve from accounting." No, we're not doing that to Steve.

More importantly, we're not doing that to you.

Make the experiment small enough that you can actually practice it, because the goal isn't to prove nobody will ever judge you.

If you spent years being the quiet one, suddenly giving an opinion can feel unnatural.

You say one thing in a meeting and your brain schedules a mandatory post-game review for 11:30 at night.

Why did I say it like that? Was my voice weird? Did Steve from accounting look at me differently? Steve has really been through a lot in this episode.

Steve.