Stephen Akintayo

Round of applause, let's put that.

[applause] For Dr. Stephen Akintayo, who tweeted, "Graduated Oxford University, Said Business School yesterday, and to be inducted into the Oxford University Business School alumni.

My mentor once told me, 'Learn to be quiet and let your result do the talking.

Only reply them with results because at the end of the day, results Terminated insults.

Uh, that typo is from him, not me.

Selah.

Stephen Akintayo then posts the picture of his, uh, certification, and it says, "This is to certify Stephen Akintayo has completed Oxford program on valuation of private assets from fifth October to ninth October 2026." He went for a four-day program at the Said Business School, University of Oxford.

For- but somehow Stephen Akintayo also says he'll be inducted into the Oxford University Business School alumni after attending just a four-day course.