Squidward
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Search complete. 406 mentions across 189 episodes found for "Squidward".
Sep 22, 2026
Ben HarveyHOST
Here we go.
speaker_6UNKNOWN
And there's the Squidward guy who comes in.
speaker_6UNKNOWN
Yeah.
speaker_7UNKNOWN
Yeah.
Tom Read WilsonGUEST
And I haven't really been in front of a live audience for ages and ages.
Tom Read WilsonGUEST
I did SpongeBob the Musical about two years ago, and I played Squidward, and I had two bonus tentacles that shot out of my bottom.
Fearne CottonHOST
[laughs]
Tom Read WilsonGUEST
And, and they had tap shoes on them, because I did a big 11 o'clock number that was tapping.
ChungaHOST
You guys don't, don't.
ChungaHOST
You guys turned me into Squidward for a second.
ChungaHOST
All right.
ChungaHOST
Yeah, go, go, man.
speaker_0HOST
He's got like
SageGUEST
a handsome Squidward face.
SageGUEST
These cut scenes do look pretty good for, what, 2004?
speaker_0HOST
uh i think this was 2005
Robin LeanoHOST
Without any context, everyone would know exactly what I'm talking about.
Robin LeanoHOST
A, attach a GIF of, uh, you know, Squidward doing the, "Future." [laughs] And everyone would know exactly what I'm talking about-
Tom CallahanHOST
Mm
Robin LeanoHOST
...
CoreyHOST
he can't cool he got a monkey coochie he good
DariusHOST
that thing just like a man he jumped i just flopped him in the mouth like that Squidward.
DariusHOST
What else would be at a zoo? Um...
DariusHOST
I'm not messing with the zebra.
22 MINS LATER
DariusHOST
Like, we just, like, unlocked a core memory.
DariusHOST
And he looked like, he looked at us like, yo, I hate my job.
DariusHOST
Like, he looked like Squidward.
DariusHOST
He did look like Squidward.
DanHOST
I'm ugly and I'm proud.
KippyHOST
There's a joke that I'd never got as a kid where, uh, he's yelling that on his roof and Squidward is like sunbathing out on his roof.
KippyHOST
And he's like, I'm ugly and I'm proud.
KippyHOST
And Squidward just goes, is that what he calls it? And I'm like, did he think SpongeBob was gay that whole time? Cause he's now saying that he's proud or something.
KippyHOST
Like, I don't know.
KippyHOST
That was funny.
DanHOST
Oh, good old Squidward.
DanHOST
Love SpongeBob.
JohnHOST
And if you're not, go look it up.
JohnHOST
There's an episode of SpongeBob where Squidward becomes homeless.
JohnHOST
He's sitting in a box and he's holding out a mug and he's like, change, please.
JohnHOST
And right now it's wins, please, you know, wins, please.
ChungaHOST
You guys don't, don't.
ChungaHOST
You guys turned me into Squidward for a second.
ChungaHOST
All right.
ChungaHOST
Yeah, go, go, man.
JasonHOST
It's like
JesseHOST
handsome Squidward
JasonHOST
face.
JasonHOST
Walk it up.
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