Squall

Final Fantasy VIII.

Squall is dead.

I don't know who that is.

So it's a main character.

And I stopped.

Yeah, I bounced off it.

Because Squall was dead? I bounced off it.

Anyway.

Then eight dropped and Riku's probably going to start smiling so wide his head's going to fall off.

But the reason I love eight so much is because we dunk on Squall a lot because of his character, but you get to see him go from being this, I don't need anyone.

I can do everything by myself to learning to rely on other people and realizing it's okay to, you know, let people in and whatnot.

And the reason that was big for me is I was a middle school, high school student at the time.

Just trying to have a little fun.

Uh, thanks to our sponsors, Squall, Hardy, and Trout Routes.

Um-

I'm Squalling it up right now

...

I just made a...

Yeah, if you're Squalling it up, I've been wearing Squall almost all- that's all I wear when I fish.

My, uh, the back of my truck is a walking advertisement for them.

No, fuck it wasn't.

Squall was terrible.

You can eat a fat hairy dick.

Dude, I love that game, but Squall was the worst main character of any Final Fantasy game ever.

You're the worst main character of life.

Let's get personal.