Southsea

I mean, comedy rarely gets the recognition it deserves in its lifetime.

But I'm glad to hear this because I found this nice review from while I was on in Southsea, as mentioned earlier.

From a local drama critic.

Unnamed.

Mm.

Dan said Southsea, but it was actually Selsey.

Okay.

Um, and then it happened all again.

Parliament had risen.

Everybody was out of town, and I yearned for the glades of the New Forest or the shingle of Southsea.

A depleted bank account had caused me to postpone my holiday, and as to my companion, neither the country nor the sea presented the slightest attraction to him.

He loved to lie in the very centre of five millions of people, with his filaments stretching out and running through them, responsive to every little rumour or suspicion of unsolved crime.

you I'm going to go 1-0 Petersfield I think it's going to be a within the last five minutes a winner there'll be that pressure again and then one of our players will knock it in and then we'll take all three points OK, now we need to talk about LIS Athletic, and they're coming up next, and this is Josh's report.

Lis Athletic travelled to Southsea Sports on Saturday in a repeat of the game the week before, but this time facing each other in the Cup.

However, the game started poorly for Lis, who found themselves 2-0 down after six minutes due to a quick double from the hosts.

Southsea scored another 10 minutes later, which put the game out of Lis' hands early on.

However, Lis didn't back down and were able to prevent Southsea from scoring any more goals, meaning the game ended in a 3-0 defeat for Lis, who were out of the Cup.

Oh, dear.

Don't dismiss Liss.

mean that in the worst possible way.

Tom in Southsea says, Nick, I think we should twin Wigan with Orange County and dedicate it to the giant orange Sasquatch.

They are two places he'd never rename.

Right.

I've got a couple of weekends free this month, and on the 26th of September, I will be holding an evening with Chicane at the Epic Studios in Norwich.

On the 3rd of October, I will be at Quarters in Brighton, the Gaiety in Southsea on the 10th, which is great, 'cause all I gotta do is get the hovercraft over for that one, [laughs] and another evening with show on the 24th of October at the Palais in Nottingham.

Um, most of those will start around 4:00 or 5:00 PM.

They're kind of like daytime shows, so, uh, we could all get to bed for midnight.

If you get it banned, I will give you absolutely anything in return that you want.

Thank you for your attention to this matter, says Tom in Southsea.

Yeah, that sort of rubs my fur up the wrong way as well.

People saying, and then, you know, obviously I did this, and what's obvious about it? How is that obvious? It's just one of those words that people use to fill space.

How the heck, you say? Well, it's a cup game, that's why.

So they're going back down to Southsea on Saturday to see if they can get a better result.

Can they get a better result,

Josh? It's going to be tough.