Southern Comfort

No, I got suspended for drinking.

I brought an inch of Southern Comfort in a water bottle, thought I'd be really cool and try and impress some people, but one of the student teachers dobbed on me.

So, there you go, suspended band camp.

An inch of Southern Comfort.

An inch, literally an inch of Southern Comfort in a water bottle.

I thought I was super, super bad.

Anyway, I've got a three-day suspension for that.

Is that the name of your adult film? An Inch of Southern Comfort.

And yeah.

drinking Southern Comfort and I'd spill it on the kid.

And you know, yeah, I didn't take care of that kid like I should have.

So you

The company's name was Boone's Farm.

And so I started to drink Strawberry Hill and, you know, Apple Wine and, you know, Southern Comfort and MD 2020.

All that stuff you drink when you're like 15.

And, you know, I'm getting all this stuff.

If that does go through, though... we're talking a possible merger of some of the biggest brands in America.

Think Buffalo Trace, Happy Von Winkle, Wella, Blanton's, Eagle Rare, Fireball, Sheepdog, Buzzballs, Southern Comfort, Owning, Jack Daniel's, Woodford Reserve, Old Forrester, and non-whiskey brands like Herradura, El Yamador, Chambord, Diplomatico Rum.

Like these are two really big companies, rival companies.

I don't know how they would, not have a monopoly issue there with how many different brands they've got.

However, they went to bed that night, and for whatever reason, Aileen just couldn't settle down.

He said she got up out of bed, and what we now know later, what she did was she went outside the trailer, chilled in a lawn chair in the dark for a bit, and began slamming beers and shots of Southern Comfort whiskey.

Ooh.

And as a Southern gentleman myself, and I know you can attest as well, Joe, any time a night starts out with Southern Comfort whiskey, either somebody's getting a fight or somebody's fucking.

Uh-huh.

Somebody's getting arrested or somebody's getting assault.

[laughs] Yeah

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What? What?

We was drinking every day, Southern Comfort, lean back.

This my drinking partner.

Southern Comfort?

Big time drinker.

Okay.

Reasonable Doubt.

We were together as brothers every day.

Oh yeah! This is my D, the Rock and Roll Capital! And I wouldn't know, people, if we got any people out here tonight that I can drink alcohol.

I know, I know we got some people out here tonight that I can nip on that old Southern Comfort.

And I know, I know, it can't go wrong if you've been tasting that old tequila.

How many people taste tequila? But I want

I know there's a lot of people here tonight that like to take a taste of alcohol, right?

Yeah!

I know there's gotta be a lot of people here that like to drink that old southern comfort Yeah, and I know, I know there's a lot of people here that like to drink tequila!

You like tequila?

You would raid your parents' drinks cabinet.

You'd fill up a bottle with, like, a bit of Cinzano, a bit of Southern Comfort, a bit of martini.

You'd take it down the local park.

You'd all put whatever you'd been able to, like, pilfer from your parents' cabinet in the middle.